cut my lawn for the fust time this year today

took longer to sweep the grass off the garden path than mow the lawn. i thought to myself, tombs old son, you need to get yourself one of them new fangled garden blower things. blust me i just driv hum from taking the missus upper norridge and an old boy ha one for sale outside his house for a tenner. he had only used it once and it blew a stone through his conservatory so his missus told him to get rid of it. didn't want to haggle though. bingo.

Posted By: Tombs on March 22nd 2011 at 16:41:10

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cut my lawn for the fust time this year today (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 16:41:10
- Not sure if they are popular in the UK............ (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 22, 18:45:39
  - you call that a lawnmower? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:12:30
    - I have a lot of grass...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 22, 19:17:56
      - can`t you get an illegal immigrant to do it (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:26:36
        
        fucking hell, one of my childhood tasks was cut the grass with one of them (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 22, 19:46:25
        
        what where you other tasks? (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:55:15
        
        well, just that and being stabbed to death with a breadknife when dad got home from t mine (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 22, 20:08:21
  - Thats interesting........ (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 22, 18:54:28
- i ent got no grass to cut (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Mar 22, 16:44:56
  - Ain't got no home, ain't got no shoes (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 16:56:13
    - some of thats wrong innit (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 16:58:57
      - no probs (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 17:00:35
        
        ta (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 17:01:04
- Smashing - I've got to cut mine either this evening or tomorrow evening. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hugh Manatee, Mar 22, 16:43:08
- Hint yew gotta grassbox on your mower? (Rising intonation) (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 22, 16:42:29
  - schoolboy error malkers (liderally) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 17:23:13
    - Rats? (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 22, 17:57:28
      - not all shitarses will take on a rat (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 18:01:18
        
        Next door's Dad caught a rat down by our river, put it in a metal brazier, poured petrol o (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 22, 20:16:26
        
        I hate rats (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 20:23:18
        
        danged right (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 18:11:26
        
        Get a Jack Russell (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 18:19:25
        
        I was speaking to a bloke down the pub who had Jack Russells (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 18:53:37
        
        our shitarse was from a farm (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 18:33:16
        
        the only other option is to give Old Git a call (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Mar 22, 19:06:33
        
        Mine must be hard as nails then, we get a few rats. (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 22, 18:08:16
        
        good effort by your cat (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 18:09:11
        
        the rats i mean not the frogs (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 22, 18:09:27
  - shouldn't you leave the cuttings on for the first few ones? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 22, 17:12:33
    - i didn't get to try being an owl whisperer this morning btw (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 22, 17:24:15

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