in eastern yurp my landlord was a cop

he rang us up in a panic ....

"lock the gates, let nobody in. nobody"

we of course locked the gates thinking chuck norris is en route.....

bloke from electric company turns up and climbs over gates.

nexy day more blokes from electric company turn up and re-connect the electricity meter that the cop has disconnected.

day later, cop turns up with mate and disconnects the meter.

cop has been charging us 100 euro a month for the leccy since we moved in. when queried he says " ok, i ask electric compant to reconnect meter and you pay 3 times the price"

this permeates just about every single aspect of daily life. you just get used to it. eventually.

Posted By: Tombs on February 21st 2011 at 15:26:24

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I just paid a bribe to someone (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:08:45
- was it a mexican policeman? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 21, 15:09:34
  - no, although I have done that before (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:11:03
    - Was it to your laundrywoman, to get her to take your skidmarked-encrusted briefs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:12:17
      - nearly, I had to slip the maid a few bob (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:15:16
        
        good stuff (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 21, 15:17:38
        
        set up a direct debit ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 21, 15:17:29
        
        you should have invited him in for a coffee (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 21, 15:16:55
        
        he invited himself in so no one would see (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:21:14
        
        in eastern yurp my landlord was a cop (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 15:26:24
        
        haha I've heard it's like that over there (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:32:39
        
        eastern yurp is dreadful (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 15:34:23
        
        bloke I used to work for at the state oil company in Mexico (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:38:13
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 21, 15:27:50
        
        picked up a car from europcar in sarajevo (General Chat) - Tombs, Feb 21, 15:31:39
        
        good stuff, haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 21, 15:53:36
        
        lol that's a good one (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:35:10
        
        haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - NiftyFiftyCity, Feb 21, 15:34:52
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Feb 21, 15:32:45
        
        Is that the only thing you've slipped the maid? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:16:25
        
        thus far (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 21, 15:20:34
        
        "Please take advantage of the chambermaid" (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 21, 15:26:45

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