It's my last afternoon at my current workplace

and I have no work to do. What shall I do?

Posted By: duke of york on January 28th 2011 at 14:17:40

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It's my last afternoon at my current workplace (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:17:40
- have a wank for Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 28, 14:31:51
- I would definitely have a wank in the MD's favourite coffee mug (General Chat) - norway, Jan 28, 14:28:30
  - Smiling in the toilet (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:31:10
    - To be honest I'd pretty hard pushed to think of places (General Chat) - norway, Jan 28, 14:32:18
      - Snake Pass (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:33:42
        
        is that the steps down the side of the Snakepit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jan 28, 15:38:24
        
        Lanacane and her boyfriend used to wank in Computer Science at City College. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:37:50
        
        Why would you do that? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:39:05
        
        silly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:42:49
        
        I need more background. Were you in a car, was it moving? Or in a bush? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:35:50
        
        Parked up (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:38:19
        
        Were you looking at one of the sheep? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:40:43
        
        Yep (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:41:58
        
        Were you thinking about Cathy Pyle at netball? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:45:25
        
        This Cathy Pyle? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:46:30
        
        Yours (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 14:50:58
        
        I can just make you out behind that dry stone wall. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:44:41
        
        It wasn't dry for long (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:45:54
        
        Did the Derbyshire Times have an exclusive on huge, opaque silky arcs being spotted in the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:49:06
        
        A couple of (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:52:10
        
        shiite (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:53:17
        
        FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:47:10
        
        Visualising a comedy 'shaking bush' and tittering (General Chat) - norway, Jan 28, 14:37:35
        
        in a small copse, surrounded by carefully positioned pages of skin mags (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 28, 14:38:58
        
        No you don't. Not really. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:36:27
- leave your mark (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 14:23:22
- Toss about on here and on twitter. That'll show 'em. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:22:07
  - A normal working day for DoY then (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 14:23:43
    - Yes. Was kionds my point like you know? You get me? Capiche? Comprende? (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:29:23
      - kionds (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:29:53
        
        Martin Kionds (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 28, 14:31:26
  - Is that why he's leaving? Productivity? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:22:35
    - Boredom (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:29:01
      - Where you off to? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:35:56
        
        Here (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:41:14
        
        Charlie looks ok (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:44:21
        
        I'm not a betting man but I bet the non cartoon version of Charlie looks more like this... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 14:48:42
        
        This is the real her (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:51:44
        
        No, this is her... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 14:53:07
        
        No, that really is her (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:53:39
        
        David looks like a wanker (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Jan 28, 14:48:20
        
        He'll love it that doy has got a dog called Dave (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 14:58:51
        
        DoY likes to dress Dave the Dog in gay jumpers (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 15:00:10
        
        Dave loves his jumper (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 15:01:36
        
        Gay David (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 15:06:28
        
        .. (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 14:39:34
        
        that makes me laugh. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:46:12
        
        It's the funniest thing i've ever seen today (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jan 28, 14:56:18
    - I don't know. I'm not him or his employer. You'd have to ask them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 28, 14:25:40
- Stand on your desk and look righteously indignant (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 28, 14:19:54
- Surely the boss is taking you to the pub for the afternoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:19:24
  - I have been for one drink and am having another later (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:29:18
- ask if you can go home (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:18:55
  - Can I get down please? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 28, 14:19:39
    - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 28, 14:29:59
- Have they written your reference yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 28, 14:18:45
  - Don't need one (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 28, 14:29:36
    - To negotiate hard for your new employee package?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 28, 14:34:46

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