i saw him for the first time last night

he started to annoy the plums off me banging on about how dangerous it was all the f**king time.

"here's a bloke with one leg, the other one was chewed off by a massive croc and he's going to teach me all about fishing here" hello? he's the last f**king bloke you should be getting advice from.

"heres a bloke gored by a hippo with their razor like tusks, show him your holes bloke"

"there's some hippo's right near me and i am going to be killed if i don't get to deep water"

look at me, in danger.

fishing.

the c**t.

Posted By: Tombs on December 22nd 2010 at 21:56:43

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One. More. Day. One. More. Day. Onnnne. Morrrrre. Dayyyyyy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 19:42:08
- half a day then back on the 4th - wahoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 22, 20:27:24
- Same here (General Chat) - pants, Dec 22, 19:48:41
  - 0 more days (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 22, 20:59:45
    - Some dude in Holland, clearly smoked off his bonce, has designed a sky scraper for pigs. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 22, 21:39:10
    - cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 22, 21:13:23
      - oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Dec 22, 21:25:15
        
        "Hope you are prepared for him following you around the board for the next month" (General Chat) - pants, Dec 22, 21:55:29
        
        oh! (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Dec 22, 22:50:01
    - will the game be on on Boxing Day, elwyns? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:10:42
  - (fist pump) (scowl) (fist pump) (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 19:50:55
  - Boo two more days, but, I have put my tree up this eve, lights twinkling away and... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 22, 19:50:46
    - Die Hard 4........... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 19:51:29
      - 1 more for me too (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 19:55:55
        
        after tomorrow.... (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 20:03:07
        
        lucky you (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 20:19:37
        
        OK, let's think (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 20:34:35
        
        4 Lions is brill-e-unt (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 22, 20:58:12
        
        one of the funniest films I've ever seen (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 22, 21:09:38
        
        I'm reviewing that soon. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 22, 21:07:49
        
        yeah alright (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 22, 22:47:01
        
        Am I blowin' a dog in a ditch? (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:00:11
        
        They'll pump you full of Viagra. Make you fuck a dog! (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:07:12
        
        I wutta see it, but there's zero chance of it coming to a cinema near me (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:13:27
        
        you can watch it here I think... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 22, 21:19:23
        
        nice one, I looked before but couldn't find one in decent resolution (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:22:19
        
        it's not a special effects type of film so that quality will do (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 22, 21:23:30
        
        cool, well that's my night sorted then (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:24:48
        
        Went via Vina in the end. Mainly because we had a lot of stuff and I was hungover... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 22, 21:31:34
        
        haha another windup bird? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:38:03
        
        i bought it on the strength of the dvd cover having not heard anything about it (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:17:20
        
        That's probably right - I waited ages for it to come out on dvd (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:29:33
        
        agreed, I've tried to avoid reviews. Not easy though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:19:41
        
        i dint know fack all about it (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:22:53
        
        best way (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:26:04
        
        i did the same with "in bruges" (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:27:58
        
        I saw that on telly the other night (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:39:26
        
        Moon (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 22, 21:33:08
        
        ok (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:35:02
        
        Ahem (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:37:52
        
        Really? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 22, 21:40:50
        
        Lost In Translation (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 22, 21:44:30
        
        I thought I would like it to be honest (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 22, 21:57:36
        
        it had its moments and the cinematography was good (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 22:00:41
        
        I agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 22, 22:07:56
        
        oh ho (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:46:52
        
        thank god (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:43:06
        
        Me too. 30 mins was as long as I lasted. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:46:41
        
        Haven't heard anything about that. Did you like that one Sunshine? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:58:16
        
        yebbut, you are a conny sewer of the fillum now (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:39:56
        
        Have I? Don't remember that. Did I pass? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:40:27
        
        i have mixed you up with foxtrot. again. (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:41:21
        
        That'll be the frocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:47:09
        
        Otto's head has probably just fallen off (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:46:31
        
        berlin will be tweetering his head off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:50:15
        
        I thought you were going to say he'd be horrified at being confused with ME. (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:48:40
        
        He'd love to be confused with you (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:54:24
        
        I did it on From Dusk 'Till Dawn (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:31:14
        
        lalalalala (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:34:32
        
        It's the dictionary definition of 'Utter Fucking Shite' (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:38:23
        
        oh (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:43:53
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:40:34
        
        see, I hadn't heard of it and a mate insisted I watch it round at his place with a few (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:43:47
        
        been meaning to watch End of the Line for ages (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 20:48:07
        
        The short version is that they cut down their last tree rather than conserve their way of (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 20:58:44
        
        Thought I recognised the voice - didn't realise it was Ted Danson (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 22, 21:06:17
        
        Ah yes. I remember now (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:05:35
        
        they had more than one crash in their population due to overusing their resources (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 20:50:47
        
        Anyone seen River Monsters on the ITV? (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:02:08
        
        i saw him for the first time last night (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 22, 21:56:43
        
        Well I liked it (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 22:14:25
        
        I watch that, he's quality that Jeremy Wade geezer (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 21:05:23
        
        I love river monsters, me (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 22, 21:05:10
        
        Yeah, I know (General Chat) - Huge Small, Dec 22, 21:10:08
        
        they had a war too between the long ears and the other tribe (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 20:52:42
        
        Cheers old fella (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 20:43:01
        
        tbf Good Will Hunting is an excellent film (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 22, 20:24:59
        
        haha yeah I think you or someone else mentioned that recently (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 22, 20:27:03

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