I am having turkey FFS

I don't like turkey, it's the most boring meat known to man

We normally have geese, or rib of beef, or venison. But we have so many people coming this year that Mrs Git has decreed that it has to be turkey, on the basis you get max meat for square inch of Aga occupied. Women.

I know this disqualifies me from answering your thread but I needed to get that off my chest, thanks for listening. If you have been affected by any issues in this post, you can phone our helpline for trauma counselling.

Posted By: Old Git on December 21st 2010 at 13:34:30

Message Thread

who is not having turkey for christmas dinner then? from off of on here. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 21, 13:30:57
- Kind off (NCFC) - snowman, Dec 21, 16:20:19
- Beef (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Dec 21, 13:47:33
  - In honour of Grant Holt. (NCFC) - Old Man, Dec 21, 13:47:54
- THere will be turkey, but I won't have any, as I like it not. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 13:44:44
- salmon here (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 21, 13:41:48
  - Fish murderer (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 21, 13:44:13
    - oh (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 21, 13:46:08
- I'm having Turkey on Crimble day and roost Lamb on Crimbo Eve and a (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 21, 13:41:11
  - please......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 21, 13:44:22
- love a norfolk black for xmas........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 21, 13:34:53
- I am having turkey FFS (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 21, 13:34:30
  - I feel your pain. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 13:46:36
  - a turkey cooked in the bottom over over night (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:38:16
    - "Anyone for Turkey cooked in the bottom?" (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:42:34
      - chortle, i knew youd spot it, thought i'd leave it a while and see who spotted it (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:46:05
  - tell mrs git to get some wafer thin turkey ham and heat it up in the micro (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 21, 13:37:17
  - Aga. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:35:32
    - I love an Aga... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 13:35:53
      - Aga...do! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 21, 13:37:55
      - Never used one. Are they gas or electric? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:37:30
        
        Ours was gas... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 13:39:19
        
        How much do they cost? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:44:50
        
        In terms of me quite a lot... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 13:49:37
        
        ?30 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 21, 13:47:53
        
        a fair wedge of your hard earned a small refurbed one would be about ?5,500 (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:46:51
        
        Fucking Hell! ?5,500 on a cooker. Fuck that. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:51:07
        
        And a radiator, and somewhere to park your bum while your wife cooks, and (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 21, 13:57:08
        
        pricey, but they are good, and they keep your house warm too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:56:58
        
        oil fired or gas (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:38:52
        
        Or solid fuel, or electric (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 21, 13:42:38
        
        they are fuelled by dead chavs (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 21, 13:38:35
        
        genuine lol! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:40:52
        
        They look really complicated. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:39:22
- Graham Taylor (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Dec 21, 13:33:55
  - Does he not like Venkys? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:34:56
- I having Turkey. Having Goose is just trying too hard to be posh. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:33:43
  - But goose is so haunting and delicately flavoured (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 21, 13:37:57
    - away with himself (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 21, 13:41:52
    - especially a big ol pink foot. Had one the other day, was delicious. (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:40:34
      - Can't beat a goose, BUT (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 21, 13:41:48
        
        still easier that dressing a deer though! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:43:59
        
        yup we did, the wifey saw it and said (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:43:08
    - Good prose. (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 21, 13:40:07
    - but greasy as an italian wearing broques and a splash of old spice, chatting.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 21, 13:38:55
  - I'm having turkey, with a goose stuffed inside it, (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 21, 13:37:41
    - lovely old bird in a birds action (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 21, 13:41:51
- I am not... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 13:32:34
- i'm not having turkey (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Dec 21, 13:32:06
- Pork & Crackling (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Dec 21, 13:32:02

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