when blokey went berzerker he f**king went berzerker

the plane fired up, full tilt down the runway then all systems off after only a few of seconds of full thrusting.

captain "apols innit, probs wid da leccy, gonna do some checks and s**t, hang in there kidz"

after twutty mins he had another go.

same deal

captain "apols boyze, da fuel warning light keep a bling on, me check it out wid da engineer an s**t"

(shouting from the back)

trolley dollies run down the aisle.

trolley dollies run back up the aisle

(sound of seats getting a severe kicking in)

shouting & swearing

more seat kickering in

captain takes control of situation

situation appears to be beyond control of the captain

he goes back into his office

big beefy bothersome security arrive.

huge scuffle

big swearies

blokey dragged up plane and ejected.

captain "apols for that peeps, flight is postponed until tomorrow, plane is bust. get off".

i didn't help the situation a great deal i guess when the business trolley dolly asked me what magazine i'd like and i asked if she had a copy of aircrash investigation monthly.

sometimes they smile. not that time.

Posted By: Tombs on December 20th 2010 at 20:20:30

Message Thread

French news making a right song and dance about disruption because of the weather. (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 20, 19:36:42
- yer godda be kidding? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 19:55:19
  - ah, it's because we have a special kind of snow that no one else gets (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 19:59:57
    - jammy sod! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 20, 20:01:55
      - no jam involved sellers, it was all part of my cunning plan (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:05:42
    - Hot sun is shit too, as shit as cold snoo. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 20:01:43
      - can be a bastard, but there's no doubt which I prefer (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:03:12
        
        I prefer warm sun, 22dg max with a nice gentle, cooling breeze. (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 20:05:42
        
        sounds like a baking summer's day in Lancs (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:07:26
        
        yeah soon be summer here too (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 20, 20:07:03
  - Dont forget " no one has given us any information" (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 19:59:12
    - But it is very frustrating (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:02:01
      - They dont though. As soon as its all over, they'll all flood back so why should they. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 20:04:13
  - They said on the BBC that the people of Montreal and Moscow would find this most amusing (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 19:58:02
    - some of it has been proper mental (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 20:06:07
      - Yeah but it's character building and means they have something to tell their grand childre (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 20:09:56
      - you would go fucking tonto. BA Bararcus and shit I reckon (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:09:20
        
        when blokey went berzerker he fucking went berzerker (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 20:20:30
        
        You should do voiceover work (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:24:34
        
        i can do frank spencer as well... (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 20:26:57
        
        I think I'd struggle to cope (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:10:52
    - BAA is run by cunts that's why (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:02:28
      - The SPANISH are involved? (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:04:59
        
        yes? are they not experts in snow then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:08:17
        
        No. Only paella. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:12:45
        
        casual racism (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 20:29:29
        
        fish in a barrel (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:32:51
        
        turning to crass generalisations to win some sort of pre planned bout on a message forum (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 20:36:28
        
        Undo a top button pants (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:58:45
        
        I don't want to get involved in this, but saying the Spanish are experts in Paella isn't (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:44:51
        
        Sorry Worz... to be honest (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:57:57
        
        Uh oh (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 21:02:51
        
        well I've been stalked for 6 months (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 21:05:32
        
        That's not true (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 21:08:36
        
        tbh pants, it's annoying that you use the racism card against Judge when we do have a real (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 21:17:24
        
        as long as the existence of the word snood (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 21:04:08
        
        dont get involved. (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 20, 20:47:38
        
        scc must be getting worried (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 20:53:20
        
        'only' (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 20:47:25
        
        it's like the french call us roast beefs (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 20:46:36
        
        ah of course. This is that thing they call "banta" I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:54:24
        
        they love it (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 20:59:17
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 21:15:39
        
        there's not much chance of that falling out of the sky (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 20, 20:15:52
        
        Would be nice though (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:33:50
    - Airports are bad shit, period. It's friggin winter, stay at home. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 20:00:57
      - Well (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:03:47
        
        Except that it is weather and we live on an island in the northern Atlantic. (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 20:08:36
        
        It is predictable that most years we will get reasobaly benign weather (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:14:46
        
        62 was a lot worse apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 20, 20:29:23
        
        the sea froze (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 20:54:34
        
        Can you IMAGINE the sea freezing (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 20, 20:59:10
        
        if it happened now the fish would be sent home from school (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 20, 21:11:47
      - potd (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 20, 20:02:55
        
        You'd have thought so. Surely homeless people dont have enough money to fly. (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 20, 20:07:26
- great - POD or BSG? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:38:48
  - I'm representing west-side (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 20, 19:39:57
    - respec (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 19:44:19

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