FFS !! You are such a mug. The current weather is a cast iron excuse to go straight home/

to the pub after phoning in that your journey is disrupted and you're trying desperately to get in as you have "such and such" to do but it is looking less likely that you'll get back by the minute.

Then call back before you've had two pints and your voice is a little slurry saying you're still stuck, bnut hope to be in tomorrow.

Posted By: jafski on December 8th 2010 at 13:50:01

Message Thread

Work dilemma (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:41:02
- FFS !! You are such a mug. The current weather is a cast iron excuse to go straight home/ (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 13:50:01
  - Doesn't work for you, though, because the fur keeps you warm and toasty through the snow (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 13:54:11
    - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 13:58:42
      - Fur's Fabulous in Snow (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 13:59:45
        
        Try telling that to PETA. (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 14:04:17
        
        and Shep (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:07:21
        
        Poor old Shep. I'll never forget Noaksey's tears. (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 14:09:52
        
        is there any footage of John Noakes crying? (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 8, 14:18:55
        
        Saw it live, blubbed too, blubinoes (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:21:50
- Obviously you don't go straight back to the office, you find yourself somewhere lovely to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 13:45:27
  - The tightness of my work (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:50:16
- oh no (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:43:30
  - Your mum could though (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:45:09
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:47:34
      - except it isn't when you tilt off on one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:47:54
        
        no that would be when you go for new lows (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:50:58
        
        diddums (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:52:32
        
        oh there's another! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:55:11
        
        100% monkey tilt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:55:28
        
        i think that would be you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:56:51
        
        ..... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:58:32
        
        let me guess... (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Dec 8, 13:58:21
        
        what does your username refer to? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 8, 13:59:22
        
        a friend's mother (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Dec 8, 14:01:25
        
        Your friend's mother is called Giant Ullaa? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 8, 14:03:27
        
        lame mother-cussing (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Dec 8, 14:08:56
        
        So was it a typo for "giant vulva"?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 14:03:27
        
        awkward lol (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:09:04
        
        a giant ullaa (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 14:01:18
        
        please would you rate my offroeder pun? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:49:30
        
        Genius (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:53:55
        
        that's most kind charles (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:57:16
        
        vvv pants is contractually obliged to possess only one opinion about Roeder (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 13:51:44
        
        skip to end please (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:55:14
        
        it's a hell of a good job of hard wiring (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:53:10
        
        Consistent, resolute, unswerving (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:01:45
        
        steadfast (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 14:04:07
        
        At his level, he performs to expectations (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:06:52
        
        I can't (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:49:55
        
        ok, i guess i shall never know (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:51:16
    - 'Mum jokes' (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 13:46:12
      - Lollers (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:47:44
        
        can i have your sandwiches? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:48:39
- that's disrespectful to sheep, your boss, victims of sexual violence, the work ethic (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:43:18
  - Badger someone else (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:46:17
- I didn't know you were a Welsh hill-farmer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 13:42:34

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