Work dilemma

Been out of office on work duty. Travel etc means I will arrive back at 2pm. Missed lunch.

Do I think screw you, I'm taking 2-3 for lunch even though boss will think where the fook are you?

Or do I return at 2, pull my trousers down and get raped like the rest of the sheep in my workplace?

Posted By: Charles21 on December 8th 2010 at 13:41:02

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Work dilemma (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:41:02
- FFS !! You are such a mug. The current weather is a cast iron excuse to go straight home/ (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 13:50:01
  - Doesn't work for you, though, because the fur keeps you warm and toasty through the snow (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 13:54:11
    - FFS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 13:58:42
      - Fur's Fabulous in Snow (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 13:59:45
        
        Try telling that to PETA. (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 14:04:17
        
        and Shep (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:07:21
        
        Poor old Shep. I'll never forget Noaksey's tears. (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 8, 14:09:52
        
        is there any footage of John Noakes crying? (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 8, 14:18:55
        
        Saw it live, blubbed too, blubinoes (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:21:50
- Obviously you don't go straight back to the office, you find yourself somewhere lovely to (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 13:45:27
  - The tightness of my work (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:50:16
- oh no (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:43:30
  - Your mum could though (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:45:09
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:47:34
      - except it isn't when you tilt off on one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:47:54
        
        no that would be when you go for new lows (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:50:58
        
        diddums (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:52:32
        
        oh there's another! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:55:11
        
        100% monkey tilt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:55:28
        
        i think that would be you (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 13:56:51
        
        ..... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:58:32
        
        let me guess... (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Dec 8, 13:58:21
        
        what does your username refer to? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 8, 13:59:22
        
        a friend's mother (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Dec 8, 14:01:25
        
        Your friend's mother is called Giant Ullaa? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 8, 14:03:27
        
        lame mother-cussing (General Chat) - giant_Ullaa, Dec 8, 14:08:56
        
        So was it a typo for "giant vulva"?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 14:03:27
        
        awkward lol (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:09:04
        
        a giant ullaa (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 14:01:18
        
        please would you rate my offroeder pun? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:49:30
        
        Genius (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:53:55
        
        that's most kind charles (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:57:16
        
        vvv pants is contractually obliged to possess only one opinion about Roeder (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 13:51:44
        
        skip to end please (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:55:14
        
        it's a hell of a good job of hard wiring (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:53:10
        
        Consistent, resolute, unswerving (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:01:45
        
        steadfast (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 14:04:07
        
        At his level, he performs to expectations (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 14:06:52
        
        I can't (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 8, 13:49:55
        
        ok, i guess i shall never know (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:51:16
    - 'Mum jokes' (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 8, 13:46:12
      - Lollers (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:47:44
        
        can i have your sandwiches? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:48:39
- that's disrespectful to sheep, your boss, victims of sexual violence, the work ethic (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 8, 13:43:18
  - Badger someone else (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 8, 13:46:17
- I didn't know you were a Welsh hill-farmer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 8, 13:42:34

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