In my first job in Financial Services i had to do a lot of cold calling,

which is a pretty soul-destroying job.

To make it easier we used to try and make up some come-backs to the rude bastards. My favourites being:

'How did you get my number?' Well I've got a list of the most sexually inactive people in London, and your name was at the top.

or

I've got a list of the top 100 c**ts in London, and you were second. You would have been first if you weren't such a c**t.

Posted By: tudders on November 12th 2010 at 19:13:07

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one thing has struck me about the turd-spud-bro thread is... (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 12, 17:58:47
- It was 3:30 in the morning and I had this number in my head that I thought was the (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 18:17:54
  - oh i see. this is my favourite wrong number/revenge story (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 12, 18:33:58
    - that's fucking brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 12, 19:23:47
    - In my first job in Financial Services i had to do a lot of cold calling, (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 12, 19:13:07
      - I was training to be a Financial Advisor working for Gresham, the training (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 19:57:37
    - ^^^Can someone summarise this for me? Cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 12, 19:08:35
    - haha, now that is POTD OR post of a lifetime. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 12, 19:03:33
    - that's superb (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 18:50:03
- good point (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 12, 18:03:17

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