It's be like this...

Sleeps.
Wakes up has little wander.
Curls up in different part of room.
Licks balls.
Sleeps.
Wakes and has a little sniff of the bin.
Sits and looks out of door.
Sniffs arse.
Licks balls.
Strolls back to bed for a kip.
Hears door, ears prick up. Lurds home!
Goes all spazzy and waggy and jumpy.
Licks lurds face with tongue that has been round balls and arse.
Dinner.
Sleep.

Posted By: jafski on September 9th 2010 at 13:43:46

Message Thread

Genuiine tech help required, girlfeind spazzing out (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 12:52:15
- Couldn't you enter the baby as a big brother contestant - problem solved (n/m) (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Sep 9, 16:19:29
- get a new Girlfriend? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 13:49:39
- What about (General Chat) - fleckmatic, Sep 9, 13:38:45
  - Cheers The Fleckmeister (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 17:03:30
- You need the Maddysoft 7000 (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:32:10
  - Now with added tapasbar™ connectivity. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:36:20
    - Doesn't that taco a while to set up? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 14:01:22
      - I'll take that with a pincho salt (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 14:06:24
    - See I would quite like to have a webcam in my kitchen to see what my dog does all day. (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 13:38:12
      - It's be like this... (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:43:46
        
        Spot on I expect. (General Chat) - lurd, Sep 9, 14:12:27
        
        It'll, not it's. I'm not some kind of pirate or west country yokel. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:44:32
        
        enough about you...what about the dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 13:44:30
        
        Ba (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:44:56
        
        haha, owned (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 9, 14:02:36
        
        coolio...... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 9, 14:02:20
- I've got loads of experience with a webcam in a bedroom, (General Chat) - Al NCFC4life, Sep 9, 12:56:07
  - Careful, he'll chatrouletteoneoff. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 12:58:11
- Webcam? What are you expecting it to do, juggle or something? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 12:55:35
  - its all a bit complicated, because we have animals we have to sort out a solid defense for (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 9, 13:03:59
    - buy a door or 2 and keep them shut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Sep 9, 13:54:48
    - i'm not being funny but (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Sep 9, 13:28:23
    - I'm now imaging a baby in a cot, with tigers prowling around it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 9, 13:08:18
    - A solid defence against animals. What animals have you got? Lions? (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 9, 13:08:17

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