chain him up in the garden

make sure the chain is just a little too short to prevent him from reaching the food table himself

Posted By: Ralf Scrampton on July 9th 2010 at 10:45:52

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Help required from Wrothers everywhere off of Wrath of the Barclay. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 9, 10:31:42
- My brother has a liver disease called Galactosemia which means absolutely no lactose... (General Chat) - canary_don, Jul 9, 15:55:33
- Lactose intolerance - psychological -caused by the mother getting fucked by the milkman (n/m) (General Chat) - Army Boy, Jul 9, 12:05:09
- Just get him a Le Shark instead (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 9, 11:27:28
- Tell him the party is cancelled... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jul 9, 11:19:34
- Thank you, I knew I could count on the Wroth. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 9, 11:15:21
  - Seriously, fuck him the ungrateful fussy little fucker. Lactose intolerance my arse. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 9, 11:22:25
    - Adolf was a veggie (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 12:15:23
      - Think that was debunked on QI (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 9, 12:18:31
        
        Really? (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 12:21:54
    - ^^^^ lactose intolerance intolerant (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 9, 11:39:04
      - Halt the hate. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:41:25
- is rice allowed? if so a chilli or curry (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 9, 11:06:24
  - Does coconut milk count? If not, thai curry. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:10:11
    - Yeah, nothing goes down a storm like Thai Curry at a kiddie's party (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 9, 11:12:32
      - Really fucking hot one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:14:33
        
        Ha ha class. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 9, 11:16:01
- Fill him full of peanuts, and if he doesn't drop down dead, send him back to Mother with a (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:02:36
  - I really want some peanuts now. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:03:34
    - *eats chilli crisp coated peanuts and laughs at AB's peanutlessness* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 9, 11:23:26
      - Nobby's Nuts? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:32:09
        
        I've had enough. I am going to the fucking shop to buy some peanuts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:32:56
        
        I don't think 'THOSE' sort of shops sell them... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jul 9, 11:35:19
    - Steer clear of peanut butter though... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jul 9, 11:20:51
      - ^^^ agreed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 9, 11:27:05
        
        For me it's more the mental image... (General Chat) - Squirrel, Jul 9, 11:33:19
        
        You just don't like the competition (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 12:00:33
        
        "I wouldn't want some old bag fingering my morning cereal" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 11:37:40
        
        that actually puts me more in mind of one of Great Yarmouth's better B & Bs (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 9, 11:41:17
- Give him duck, they lack toes (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 9, 11:01:32
  - lol -IDEOT! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 9, 11:13:27
- Isn't lactose intolerance a bit of a myth? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 10:46:16
  - It could be psychological in some cases I suppose (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 10:52:37
    - It's like the mother-in-law and sprouts (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 10:57:23
  - no its when someone lacks the enzyme lactase in their system. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 9, 10:48:31
    - I must have been thinking about something else. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 9, 10:59:27
      - That's it really, it has a qualifying name because it isn't dangerous (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 11:03:29
      - yeah its not as bad as peanuts, no way, its just a different (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 9, 11:02:25
- Tell him he can't come (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 9, 10:37:10
- ask the problem child to bring a packed lunch (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 9, 10:34:50
  - or ban him until he stops being a fussy eater (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 9, 10:35:47
- Ask the parents? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 9, 10:34:33
  - Trouble with ^^^^^^ and vvvvvvv (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 9, 10:39:28
    - If that happens, I think you should let him, and plead ignorance (General Chat) - pants, Jul 9, 10:48:09
    - chain him up in the garden (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 9, 10:45:52
      - yeah like they did in 28 days later (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 9, 10:49:12
    - are you in Northumberland, you could blame it Raoul. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 9, 10:43:18
    - That would certainy be one to remember (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 9, 10:41:35
    - lol he survives on milk (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 9, 10:41:27
      - He's probably a vampire and the milk is a red herring (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 9, 10:42:57
- find out what he can eat? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 9, 10:33:57
- Chris Rock does (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 9, 10:33:36
  - lol, the funny thing is he couldnt be more wrong (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 9, 10:51:42
    - Yup. Europeans are about the only "race" who are not generally lactose intolerant (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 9, 11:22:27
  - I think even hungry people might be allergic to s**t, especially if they ate a lot of it (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 9, 10:40:32
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 9, 10:34:14

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