And vom up on the landing at the top of the stairs so you step in it when you get up.

That's what our old mog used to do anyway.

And bring in moths at three in the morning and stand at the bottom of the stairs with it going "GET UP! I'VE BROUGHT YOU A GIFT" in cat.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on June 8th 2010 at 14:35:21

Message Thread

Board poll fox or not fox (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:38:55
- I ojny just found out, that a fox was caught and then killed in their garden. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:03:05
  - I'm just glad that Terry Nitkins has got his face on the box (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:13:35
  - All the other foxes are believed to have convened (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:08:31
    - I'm not too worried tbh (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:17:45
  - Blimey, imagine the outcry if they'd done that too a hoomun intruder. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:05:55
  - One fewer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:04:38
    - Don't you like foxes AB? Lakenham needs a cull of shitarses. The water pistol is primed (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:08:28
      - When I was a kid, our mog would wait at the patio window to be let in (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:20:57
        
        So you've had these mental issues since you were young? (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:32:24
        
        rofl, it's not been the best of days for you on here (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:36:40
        
        I know, it's been ropey (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:39:15
        
        Poor comeback, in your head does that class as a 'win'? (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:46:53
        
        Fuck it, this has been a stinker of a day (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:49:17
        
        Try not to sabotage innocent threads with complete bullshit then (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 15:05:26
        
        Why isn't it working for you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:43:59
      - I don't really care about foxes to be honest. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:11:25
      - Boo (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:10:55
        
        A garden full of stinking catshit ruins a good barby (and my perfect lawn). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:15:01
        
        I hate people who stink the neighbourhood out with barbeques (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:34:57
        
        especially barbequed cat shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 14:35:45
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:35:44
        
        If you got a cat then the other cats wouldn't poo in your garden (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:29:58
        
        Exactly, especially if it was a big old bruiser of a tomcat (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:32:25
        
        Just in your kitchen (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:32:06
        
        And vom up on the landing at the top of the stairs so you step in it when you get up. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:35:21
        
        I don't like cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:31:50
        
        True (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:31:37
        
        I'm fairly rounded I think, I just don't like my garden full of cat shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:34:11
        
        thats what the cabbie in cumbria said! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 14:34:45
        
        was it shitarses that flipped him? Blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:35:21
        
        No, it was because his parents couldn't spell Derek (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:37:27
        
        yep! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 14:36:54
        
        A garden full of stinking catshit ruins a good barby (and my perfect lawn). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:14:51
      - How do know the provenance of the cat shit? (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:10:45
        
        I have worked out which shitarse lives in which house and built a mini trebuchet for (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:13:45
        
        That doesn't answer the question (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:16:49
        
        I see, there are 7 cats, all of which I have aspied shitting in the garden at some point. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:19:54
        
        You should get some of those plants that cats aren't supposed to like. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:22:43
        
        Venus Cat Trap? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:25:01
        
        The water pistol works well and 5 out of the 7 owners have reacted favourably when I have (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:24:21
        
        How did the other two react? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 14:30:44
        
        Probably kicked the living shit out of him (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:33:42
        
        One denied it and said that her cat only shits in its box (in the kitchen where food is (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:33:26
        
        That is disgusting. Shit in a box, near food. And cat food, in a fridge, with human food. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:39:11
        
        Mine have their own bathroom (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:47:01
        
        Cats are all right. Human beings a feckin horible though, in the main (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:43:10
        
        A case in point:- (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:51:26
        
        I would of accepted the bag of shit (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:38:16
        
        Oh, why? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:44:01
        
        For being ungrateful (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:49:59
        
        Alarm! Klaxon! Great Alarm and Warnings! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:54:38
        
        I see. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:50:56
        
        Triffids. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:23:45
        
        Who was it who said their cat had been killed by a fox? (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:12:08
        
        and me (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 8, 14:56:36
        
        cammers (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 14:13:52
        
        cc (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:13:00
        
        Plenty of mogs get taken by foxes though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:14:14
        
        I love foxes off. I don't like cats though. Sorry for your loss though CC. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:15:49
        
        it's three years ago now (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:21:11
        
        My lady friend had two of her cats bailed. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:24:07
        
        Hay bale with a tail sticking out of it plaintively going "mew?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:27:57
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:27:31
        
        That is quite amusing (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:26:27
        
        That is hilarious, I'd of loved to see their little evil cat faces as they got bundled up. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:26:24
        
        lohahaol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:25:27
        
        Is it OK then for me to laugh. Or is it still too soon? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:23:24
        
        No, laughing not acceptable. I was distraught. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:28:15
        
        OK I won't. Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:28:40
- They should start feeding foxes to hungry babies (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:00:13
- Fox (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:53:20
  - Says Tory-voting fox hunter (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 13:54:44
    - the mother has said it was a fox (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:59:55
- Sweaty Fox, (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:48:39
  - Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:49:13
    - Kloot playing Leeds tomorrow night. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:51:46
      - Oooh, are they doing any gigs this side of t penines? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 13:55:08
        
        The good old 'Night and Day' in Manchester. Next week I think. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:58:41
        
        Bollox, I must haveof missed that. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:00:25
      - I'd have considered that, but the Brudenell is flipping miles away (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:54:58
        
        Not decided yet. I suspect they'll do a much bigger tour soon. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:56:45
- Newsflash - The Sun is reporting an arrest has been made... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 8, 13:47:59
  - He's rubbish on masterchef (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:59:00
  - FFoxS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:49:08
- I'm confused, is this anything to do with Ruel, David, Liam or bushy tailed? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 8, 13:45:12
  - no this is too with homerton fox or homerton notfox (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:46:06
    - I still don't understand the question but I'm going FOX (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 8, 13:47:15
- Not fox. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:44:25
- Not fox (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 13:42:00
- Dog (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 8, 13:41:41
- NOT FOX. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:40:52
- THIS IS SUCH A LOAD OF RUBBISH (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:40:06
  - Chintzlock explosion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:47:46
  - What if a bee stung a baby's nipple and it died of septic? Would we have to kill all bees? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 13:42:07
    - I am not going to imply that it was the mother and father, (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:44:22
      - If the woman says a fox attacked the kids then a fox attacked the kids. Terry Nutkins wasn (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:45:49
        
        HOw do they know Terry Nutkins wasn't there? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:50:20
        
        What a load of rubbish! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:49:19
        
        Old Git. I like, think you're alright in the main and stuff. You disagree with everything (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:52:52
        
        He's just jealous of me pants. There's no i in denial. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:54:55
        
        You idiot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:53:58
        
        Do you think I really got him? Surely not (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:57:54
        
        half got me (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:01:50
        
        OK (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 14:02:49
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:55:35
    - No the bees are on the way out anyway. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:43:54
      - and corned beef. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 13:44:43
        
        is it lack of corn or beef? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 13:47:17
        
        It does 'cos eventually the tin decays. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:46:29
        
        Honey in tins? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 8, 13:54:36
  - cb41 - this is a monkey tilt^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 13:41:18
    - What utterly judgemental and heartless people on here. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:41:58
      - Type Fox climbing a 12 foot hedge, into Youtube The link dose not show any animals been (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:44:38
        
        I still don't understand why she had her front door open. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:47:55
- he's signed now.... let's give him a chance..... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 8, 13:40:05
- Fox (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 13:39:29

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