When I was a kid, our mog would wait at the patio window to be let in

and I would slowly go to the room above with a cup of water, and quietly open the window, then unleash

That was proper brillos watching it scarper, wet and babbing itself

Posted By: pants on June 8th 2010 at 14:20:57

Message Thread

Board poll fox or not fox (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:38:55
- I ojny just found out, that a fox was caught and then killed in their garden. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:03:05
  - I'm just glad that Terry Nitkins has got his face on the box (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:13:35
  - All the other foxes are believed to have convened (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:08:31
    - I'm not too worried tbh (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:17:45
  - Blimey, imagine the outcry if they'd done that too a hoomun intruder. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:05:55
  - One fewer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:04:38
    - Don't you like foxes AB? Lakenham needs a cull of shitarses. The water pistol is primed (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:08:28
      - When I was a kid, our mog would wait at the patio window to be let in (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:20:57
        
        So you've had these mental issues since you were young? (n/m) (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:32:24
        
        rofl, it's not been the best of days for you on here (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:36:40
        
        I know, it's been ropey (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:39:15
        
        Poor comeback, in your head does that class as a 'win'? (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:46:53
        
        Fuck it, this has been a stinker of a day (General Chat) - 1morepost4jame_sward, Jun 8, 14:49:17
        
        Try not to sabotage innocent threads with complete bullshit then (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 15:05:26
        
        Why isn't it working for you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:43:59
      - I don't really care about foxes to be honest. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:11:25
      - Boo (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:10:55
        
        A garden full of stinking catshit ruins a good barby (and my perfect lawn). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:15:01
        
        I hate people who stink the neighbourhood out with barbeques (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:34:57
        
        especially barbequed cat shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 14:35:45
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:35:44
        
        If you got a cat then the other cats wouldn't poo in your garden (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:29:58
        
        Exactly, especially if it was a big old bruiser of a tomcat (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:32:25
        
        Just in your kitchen (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:32:06
        
        And vom up on the landing at the top of the stairs so you step in it when you get up. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:35:21
        
        I don't like cats. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:31:50
        
        True (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:31:37
        
        I'm fairly rounded I think, I just don't like my garden full of cat shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:34:11
        
        thats what the cabbie in cumbria said! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 14:34:45
        
        was it shitarses that flipped him? Blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:35:21
        
        No, it was because his parents couldn't spell Derek (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:37:27
        
        yep! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 14:36:54
        
        A garden full of stinking catshit ruins a good barby (and my perfect lawn). (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:14:51
      - How do know the provenance of the cat shit? (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:10:45
        
        I have worked out which shitarse lives in which house and built a mini trebuchet for (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:13:45
        
        That doesn't answer the question (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:16:49
        
        I see, there are 7 cats, all of which I have aspied shitting in the garden at some point. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:19:54
        
        You should get some of those plants that cats aren't supposed to like. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:22:43
        
        Venus Cat Trap? (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:25:01
        
        The water pistol works well and 5 out of the 7 owners have reacted favourably when I have (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:24:21
        
        How did the other two react? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 14:30:44
        
        Probably kicked the living shit out of him (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:33:42
        
        One denied it and said that her cat only shits in its box (in the kitchen where food is (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:33:26
        
        That is disgusting. Shit in a box, near food. And cat food, in a fridge, with human food. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:39:11
        
        Mine have their own bathroom (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:47:01
        
        Cats are all right. Human beings a feckin horible though, in the main (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:43:10
        
        A case in point:- (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:51:26
        
        I would of accepted the bag of shit (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:38:16
        
        Oh, why? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:44:01
        
        For being ungrateful (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:49:59
        
        Alarm! Klaxon! Great Alarm and Warnings! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:54:38
        
        I see. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:50:56
        
        Triffids. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:23:45
        
        Who was it who said their cat had been killed by a fox? (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:12:08
        
        and me (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 8, 14:56:36
        
        cammers (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 14:13:52
        
        cc (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:13:00
        
        Plenty of mogs get taken by foxes though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:14:14
        
        I love foxes off. I don't like cats though. Sorry for your loss though CC. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:15:49
        
        it's three years ago now (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:21:11
        
        My lady friend had two of her cats bailed. (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:24:07
        
        Hay bale with a tail sticking out of it plaintively going "mew?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 14:27:57
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:27:31
        
        That is quite amusing (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 14:26:27
        
        That is hilarious, I'd of loved to see their little evil cat faces as they got bundled up. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:26:24
        
        lohahaol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 14:25:27
        
        Is it OK then for me to laugh. Or is it still too soon? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:23:24
        
        No, laughing not acceptable. I was distraught. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 14:28:15
        
        OK I won't. Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:28:40
- They should start feeding foxes to hungry babies (General Chat) - Huge Small, Jun 8, 14:00:13
- Fox (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:53:20
  - Says Tory-voting fox hunter (n/m) (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 13:54:44
    - the mother has said it was a fox (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:59:55
- Sweaty Fox, (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:48:39
  - Gin Gin Gin Gin Gin (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:49:13
    - Kloot playing Leeds tomorrow night. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:51:46
      - Oooh, are they doing any gigs this side of t penines? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 13:55:08
        
        The good old 'Night and Day' in Manchester. Next week I think. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:58:41
        
        Bollox, I must haveof missed that. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 8, 14:00:25
      - I'd have considered that, but the Brudenell is flipping miles away (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:54:58
        
        Not decided yet. I suspect they'll do a much bigger tour soon. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 8, 13:56:45
- Newsflash - The Sun is reporting an arrest has been made... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 8, 13:47:59
  - He's rubbish on masterchef (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:59:00
  - FFoxS !! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:49:08
- I'm confused, is this anything to do with Ruel, David, Liam or bushy tailed? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 8, 13:45:12
  - no this is too with homerton fox or homerton notfox (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:46:06
    - I still don't understand the question but I'm going FOX (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 8, 13:47:15
- Not fox. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:44:25
- Not fox (General Chat) - jamesward, Jun 8, 13:42:00
- Dog (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 8, 13:41:41
- NOT FOX. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:40:52
- THIS IS SUCH A LOAD OF RUBBISH (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:40:06
  - Chintzlock explosion (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:47:46
  - What if a bee stung a baby's nipple and it died of septic? Would we have to kill all bees? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 13:42:07
    - I am not going to imply that it was the mother and father, (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:44:22
      - If the woman says a fox attacked the kids then a fox attacked the kids. Terry Nutkins wasn (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:45:49
        
        HOw do they know Terry Nutkins wasn't there? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:50:20
        
        What a load of rubbish! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:49:19
        
        Old Git. I like, think you're alright in the main and stuff. You disagree with everything (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:52:52
        
        He's just jealous of me pants. There's no i in denial. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:54:55
        
        You idiot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:53:58
        
        Do you think I really got him? Surely not (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:57:54
        
        half got me (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:01:50
        
        OK (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 14:02:49
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 13:55:35
    - No the bees are on the way out anyway. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:43:54
      - and corned beef. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 8, 13:44:43
        
        is it lack of corn or beef? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 13:47:17
        
        It does 'cos eventually the tin decays. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 8, 13:46:29
        
        Honey in tins? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 8, 13:54:36
  - cb41 - this is a monkey tilt^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 13:41:18
    - What utterly judgemental and heartless people on here. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:41:58
      - Type Fox climbing a 12 foot hedge, into Youtube The link dose not show any animals been (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:44:38
        
        I still don't understand why she had her front door open. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:47:55
- he's signed now.... let's give him a chance..... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 8, 13:40:05
- Fox (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 8, 13:39:29

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