Not bad, a bit contrived, you have to consider whether bending you balls is something that

everyone would relate to, I mean it's not really a recognised sex act or euphemism for same, sexual terminology or football terminology.

You could of said "I'd hoist my balls high into her area" which may of worked better in this instance.

All in all though a good effort. Keep it up! < See what I did there.

have have

Posted By: jafski on May 4th 2010 at 13:24:04

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FAO Jafski, well??? (Other Football) - CB41, May 4, 12:53:51
- Kasper Schmeichel (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 4, 13:12:54
- have you heard The Black Keys latest album? (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, May 4, 13:00:59
  - No, I'll look for a listen. Did Doves in Blackburn on Sunday. Mega good (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 4, 13:06:02
    - They're playing Thetford Forest this Summer I think - never seen them live. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 4, 13:13:11
      - Cherry Ghost were the support. They were good too. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 4, 13:15:39
- She could go down in my box anytime she wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 12:56:07
  - Furthermore, if she asked me to play 'in the hole' I would, anytime. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 12:57:09
    - Also, if she wanted a big man to sure things up at the back, I'd be there anytime. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 12:57:41
      - And, if she decided that she wanted some extra width, I'm her man. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 12:58:10
        
        If it's increased penetration upfront she's after, she only has to ask. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 12:58:43
        
        ^ sex pest ^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Al NCFC4life, May 4, 13:00:41
        
        However, if I was running out of steam, she could pull me off anytime she wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 12:59:21
        
        Oh, and I'd arrive late into her box anytime she wanted. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 13:01:32
        
        I'd bend my balls around the back of her box (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:20:14
        
        Not bad, a bit contrived, you have to consider whether bending you balls is something that (Other Football) - jafski, May 4, 13:24:04
        
        she could score an injury time womens fa cup final winner any old time she liked (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, May 4, 13:28:05
        
        I'd let her go down easily (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:48:34
        
        you sick bastard! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, May 4, 13:35:03
        
        OLD GIT!!! (Other Football) - Tombs, May 4, 13:01:15
- Who's he? (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, May 4, 12:55:03
  - Natasha Dowie (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 4, 13:02:59
    - How can she possibly be related to Lurch ?! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 4, 13:20:52
      - remove the hair, look at the face (Other Football) - camcan, May 4, 13:37:20

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