I used to know mate of a mate who was a policeman in Manchester.
He was in the habit of saying "Cheers, Big Ears" to everyone socially.
He described an unfortunate incident in which he was taking the statement of a man with particularly protuberant lugs who'd just been burgled. Almost unconsciously he finished the interview with "Cheers, Big Ears" whereupon the victim stared at him incredulously.
Posted By: yarmyyarmy on March 11th 2010 at 15:30:24
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- did he go on your first whistle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 16:36:25
- met him on mablethorpe sea front two years ago... (General Chat) - samcd84, Mar 11, 15:19:41
- Did he bang you with his hammer? (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Mar 11, 15:58:07
- Erm (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 11, 15:04:54
- paid hit? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 11, 15:09:46
- I met Bernie Clifton once. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 11, 15:03:24
- I once saw Max Boyce in St Albans (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 11, 15:15:51
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- VVVVV You all disgust me VVVVV (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 11, 15:29:43
- did he rummage in his trousers and go "'allo 'allo 'allo what have we got here then?"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 15:23:27
- I used to know mate of a mate who was a policeman in Manchester. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 11, 15:30:24
- Was he in uniform? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 11, 15:22:22
- you shook his penis instead then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 11, 15:21:01
- Nice one! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 11, 15:17:53
- I met Chief Superintendent Brownlow from The Bill in the urinals (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Mar 11, 15:19:12
- and Gary Wilmot. (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 11, 15:06:31
- I once saw Max Boyce in St Albans (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 11, 15:15:51
- Yup, it was me (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 14:59:07
- how can you be sure? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 15:00:21
- Good point (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 15:04:42
- he looks..... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 15:06:49
- anyone met Bernard Manning? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 11, 15:06:06
- I heard some bloke in a pub near here saying (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 11, 15:12:59
- hmmm, possibly. Dangerous joke to make though since most have no idea of irony (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 11, 15:20:24
- I heard some bloke in a pub near here saying (General Chat) - CB41, Mar 11, 15:12:59
- Good point (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 15:04:42
- how can you be sure? (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 15:00:21
- I met Tom O'Connor once, and Wolf out of Gladiator (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 11, 16:02:44
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