full tilt down hill on brad new (too big) racing bike

showing off to gurlz, lost control and piled full tilt into high kerbstone at 90 degrees. plums acted as airbags against crossbar. buckled wheel to add insult to injury. next morning i had black bollocks.

Posted By: Tombs on February 19th 2010 at 21:33:02

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Winter Olympics Skiing mentalists now on (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 20:17:15
- I did a super G at Trowse last year! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:24:22
  - one of the italians did a super g in his trowsers (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 20:25:57
    - what time is Eddie the Eagle jumping? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:27:51
      - 1988 (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 20:34:01
        
        lol - I would haveof dropped the lot broke my ankle and split my head open! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:38:50
        
        dya see that swedey bloke just do a massive off? (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 20:40:20
        
        nah - wife came down stairs and stole the remote off me! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:42:57
        
        get another wife (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 20:44:07
        
        thinking about it.. (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:48:24
        
        for the first time ever a youtube comment has made me lol (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 20:51:52
        
        Whiplash of the plums. I love the noise he makes (n/m) (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Feb 19, 20:59:59
        
        proper agony (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 21:10:30
        
        he got knack-ache very quickly though (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 21:19:34
        
        the two stage cry of agony suggests severe plum knack (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 21:23:15
        
        2nd cry is the commentator (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Feb 19, 23:42:16
        
        I didn't notice first time around that that was him squealing with agony (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 21:28:24
        
        Yep. I was playing for my club once (Other Sports) - Huge Small, Feb 19, 21:49:29
        
        full tilt down hill on brad new (too big) racing bike (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 21:33:02
        
        dear lord crikey (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 21:36:09
        
        put me off cycling for a bit (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 21:38:52
        
        guffaw (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 20:54:34
        
        that must haveof smarted! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:55:30
        
        an 80mph caning to the plums (Other Sports) - Tombs, Feb 19, 20:58:30
        
        some people would pay good money for that! (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 21:01:00
        
        lucky it was only a frenchman (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 20:57:53
        
        you would know! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:59:26
        
        how dare you (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 21:02:05
        
        soz - no offence meant - I can tell the split is still sore.. (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 21:05:11
        
        lol ouch! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 21:05:38
        
        perhaps one of these might solve the misunderstanding (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 20:47:09
        
        is that what you and Badonion take it in turns to wear? (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:49:56
        
        no, we wore them at the same time (Other Sports) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 19, 20:52:09
      - oh found it - 19:88 in Calgary! (Other Sports) - Jumbo1, Feb 19, 20:30:11

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