What about, right, say you had just done a salad in Frank's Bar and were walking up past

The Wild Man when a beautiful russian Elena whisked up to right quick on her heelies and twiddled her blonde tresses near your fists saying " Smell my Putinka breath, lift my sarafan and look at my Valenki boots you moron!"

Would you stride out quite fast to Bank Plain and make out with a fat momma near Castle Associates or would you silently lift her sarafan and push a paper clip into her heavy denier winter tights near the top of her mons pubis?

hmmm? hmmm? What's it to be?

Which one of those two courses of action would you take?

hmmm?

Posted By: malkybarkid on January 21st 2010 at 12:07:36

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What about, right, say you had just done a salad in Frank's Bar and were walking up past (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:07:36
- I would.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jan 21, 12:46:07
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:47:17
- option number b, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jan 21, 12:40:14
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:47:35
- paper clip, natchski (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 21, 12:18:43
  - Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:18:55
- Fat Momma option for me, but not before...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 21, 12:15:57
- a ghost of a Gypsy child lives in The Wild Man. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 21, 12:14:48
  - I remember a long time ago when all this was prairie. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:20:35
- Neither. (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 21, 12:13:51
  - b it is then. Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:18:09
- Fat momma for me. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 21, 12:09:59
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:12:29
- coont i just lift her sarafan and look at her Valenki boots ? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 21, 12:09:52
  - no (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:12:09
    - why not? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 21, 12:14:33
      - There would be ructions. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:14:47
        
        i'm prepared to risk everything for a glimpse of her valenki boots (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 21, 12:16:01
        
        Go for option number b then (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:17:01
        
        Then I will plump for the option catergory numero Bravo sill voo play (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jan 21, 12:19:11
        
        good. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:21:16
- easiest on record. silently lift her sarafan and push a paper clip into her heavy (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 21, 12:09:50
  - good (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 21, 12:13:10

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