This lad in school used to get barrack about his cheap glasses

and usually he'd laugh it off, but one day it was too much, and he steamed into his witty return with

"look, they weren't cheap, they were free!"

Posted By: pants on October 21st 2009 at 16:43:06

Message Thread

I've just done a really, really stupid thing. (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 16:37:00
- Have you in error printed a picture of an old mans anus in the parish magazine? (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 21, 17:13:52
  - lollers (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 17:30:24
- should've done the 2nd wipe to make sure (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 16:43:50
- that's bad news. Can you furnish us with the exact details please? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 16:39:47
  - I got some spam texts about some crap competition and replied with (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 21, 16:45:40
    - Is that it? I've been checking out (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 17:15:56
      - What are you waiting for then? Get in there Sonny Jim! Oooze it in! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Oct 21, 17:23:15
    - oh dear (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 21, 16:51:25
    - that'll teach you to use foul language with people who only want to inform you (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 16:49:59
      - HAHA (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 17:04:42
    - lollll (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 21, 16:48:11
- put pepper in the salt shaker (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 16:39:21
  - allowed a bit of yellow to drip out of number 5 and into number 14 on the picture (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 16:44:12
    - incontinence pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 16:46:39
      - Nah if was a picture of an elephant in a canoe (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 16:47:42
        
        kayak (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 16:51:02
        
        lets call the whole thing off (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 16:52:18
- don't worry about it, there probably is no humiliation (General Chat) - Charles21, Oct 21, 16:38:47
  - ^^ what he said (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 16:42:04
    - Yeah, we're all gonna die one day, it's inevitable (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 16:45:15
      - wrong (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 16:47:51
- same here over the last week (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 16:37:55
  - I once said par cark instead of car park in a conversation once. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 16:41:00
    - This lad in school used to get barrack about his cheap glasses (General Chat) - pants, Oct 21, 16:43:06
      - roffle - I will use that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 21, 16:44:32
- don't worry about ti (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 16:37:39
  - it (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 16:38:09
    - I worry about that a lot (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 16:42:32
      - oh god yes, two letter words with an X in! what!!!??? you cnut. (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 16:43:40
        
        ZO (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 16:51:02
        
        I know it's allowed, but it's a prefix ffs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 16:56:08
        
        it's not (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 16:57:51
        
        it is? doesn't mention it in those crappy online dictionaries (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 17:01:48
        
        no, she's made it up just to belittle her spouse (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 17:04:14
        
        Don't you take his side (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 17:13:44
        
        was this in the time before interweb? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 17:23:00
        
        No (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 17:26:12
        
        and that actually convinced him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 17:31:13
        
        (googling yes) Xu is a form of currency in vietnam (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 17:01:10
        
        AA (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 16:54:57
        
        the classic response there! No one actually knows what any of these things mean (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 16:57:03
        
        XI is "a letter in the greek alphabet" apparently (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 16:59:30
        
        I don't think greek letters should be allowed (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 17:14:15
        
        would be a bit harsh on greeks, that. How would they write? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 21, 17:43:38
        
        Many a good marriage has been tested with Scrabble. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 16:54:10
        
        If your married and are playing scrabble together. It's not really worth saving. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 17:01:10
        
        I don't think we've played it since we were married (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 21, 17:08:19
        
        unless you are doing durty word scrabbles (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 17:02:34
        
        good point. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 17:05:40
        
        Ref!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 17:07:23
        
        Mrs AB and I have never played Scrabble together. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Oct 21, 17:02:23
        
        i bet you have (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 21, 17:05:12
        
        I got caught playing boggle with my sister-in-law (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 21, 17:10:24
        
        there's a bird at my local I'm looking to boggle (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 21, 17:15:12

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