Twat obviously, but it does remind me of an Ozzy Osbourne story

He told Parkinson that during his drinking and drug abuse days he found himself caught short in Texas so decided to relieve himself against the nearest wall.

Unknown to him the wall belonged to the Alamo and presently the police arrived. They asked him, "How would you like it if someone urinated against Buckingham Palace?" to which Osbourne replied "I wouldn't give a f**k." whereupon he was of course arrested immediately.

Posted By: yarmyyarmy on October 16th 2009 at 12:32:40


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