it's different if you're practising work avoidance

you can take as long as you like. In fact, in one job I used to spend many a happy hour kipping in the bog

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on October 14th 2009 at 14:30:16

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4 or 5 a day CB? What are you a fucking rhino? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:09:07
- Can everyone stop mentioning bottoms please! I'm trying to forget.... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Oct 14, 14:46:10
- Ring of Fire (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 14:35:28
- No, a red wine drinker. When I'm not on that (and I don't drink on school nights now) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 14:16:24
  - Do you take reading material each time? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:17:23
    - No, not there long enough (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 14:18:51
    - I think that's wrong - I disapprove (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Oct 14, 14:18:47
      - Why i can't have one without reading material or my iphone for a game of cards (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:24:31
      - Me too. Not the sort of place to hang around longer than necessary (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 14:19:42
        
        Really? Sometimes I stay a good 10 minutes longer finishing a game of Batak (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:28:29
        
        it's different if you're practising work avoidance (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 14:30:16
        
        i hope you int an airline pilot (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 14:31:37
        
        close (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 14:34:02
        
        don't go for a poop about 8 pm then (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 15:55:25
- twice a week! (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 14:10:28
  - jesus wept, neither of those 2 options sound very healthy (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 14:12:30
    - I'm no pooologist or nuffink but I've been told you should only worry if your poo (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:14:16
      - I'm sure we must have a scatalogist on the roff who could confirm (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Oct 14, 14:28:44
  - My friends dad only goes once a week and 'apparently' takes 4 or 5 flushes to get rid ofit (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:12:02
    - you seem to know a lot about people's bowel habits (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 14:15:43
      - Dinner party converstions at Stringers gaff are a bit shit (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Oct 14, 14:17:45
        
        It doesn't get more interesting than talking about shit, the colour of (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:33:30
        
        is green not the universal colour of cum then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 14, 14:39:57
      - I'm DR Gillian Mcteeth and you claim your ?5 (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 14:16:34
        
        we'll have none of that Dr rubbish please (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 14:22:26
        
        get your hands of poo off my skydiver. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Oct 14, 14:17:30

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