Put my face next to her vulva, point at it pulling a stupid face and let some

japanese tourists take photos

Posted By: stringersrevenge on October 14th 2009 at 12:35:59

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Say, right, what if you were in Bedford Street having just done a sip of a drink in (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 11:45:04
- vulva (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 14, 12:30:34
- I'm feeling controversial (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 11:56:31
- run into Gerald's, cos am married. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 11:55:59
  - Would balancing a phone on her (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 11:58:46
    - Of course not, Tricky's just being silly. Marriage has nothing to do with this exercise. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:01:19
      - if it were a cameraphone (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 12:03:00
        
        No. And I tend to think balancing anything on a vulva that doesn't belong (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 12:09:19
        
        Waht if you saw a vulva on a farm track that wasn't Mrs Hawes' and the only way to save (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:11:24
        
        I guess there are times whan an unfaithful act might be justified (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 12:12:30
        
        ....so you'd let it die then? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:14:19
        
        I'd give it the kiss of life (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 14, 12:33:27
        
        I have changed my mind. I would let it die, as it is (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Oct 14, 12:39:26
        
        No. I wouldn't. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 12:18:11
        
        Anyway, I can't believe you're trying so hard to change my mind (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 12:19:59
        
        I accept your answer, I just understand where marriage comes in. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:21:41
        
        Good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 12:41:38
        
        Neither do I (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 12:26:39
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:27:03
        
        *just don't understand* (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:23:04
        
        if you don't balance an acorn on them, they expire. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:19:40
        
        ah, I meant puffy as in swollen in readiness. However, in your scenario, I would imagine (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:07:09
        
        (I was a bit surprised by camcan's interpretation of a puffy vulva, too (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 12:10:48
        
        I didn't interpret puffy at all (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 12:37:16
        
        but you talked about a puff from said vulva (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Oct 14, 12:51:38
        
        oh so I did (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 12:56:30
        
        vielleicht (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:12:18
- Her (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 11:54:56
  - better than a flat, old wrinkly one no? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:00:34
    - But "puffy" gives the impression (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 12:02:59
      - or excitement - engorged with blood in readiness for nudey rub-rubs. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:04:11
        
        Does that happen? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 12:07:28
        
        Yes... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:09:37
        
        lol at the last line (General Chat) - duke of york, Oct 14, 12:15:12
    - isn't wrinkly the opposite of flat? (General Chat) - camcan, Oct 14, 12:02:01
      - I think a puffy one would have a certain tautness to it, whereas a flat one would be a bit (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 12:03:27
- Silly story cos I don't wear shorts (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 11:53:41
  - substitute the word 'trousers' or 'jeans' for 'shorts' and have another go. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Oct 14, 11:54:32
    - Put my face next to her vulva, point at it pulling a stupid face and let some (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Oct 14, 12:35:59
- oooh this is difficult but I would probably.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Oct 14, 11:50:32
- option number a, deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Oct 14, 11:48:50

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