If she doesn't get annoyed

You just angle the brush towards her backside, and move

She'll either shoot off first time, or deffo will subsequent times

They don't forget, similar with hoovers. They know what those f**kers are before they've been switched on

Posted By: pants on September 29th 2009 at 18:01:56

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Cat experts, I require advice.... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:50:40
- Put butter on her paws (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 17:38:20
  - yep, but she has a litter tray in her very own bathroom (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:50:24
    - giving it, rather than taking it, strictly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 29, 17:56:06
  - Put smarties tubes on it's legs to create a futuristic style 'space-cat' (General Chat) - Small, Sep 29, 17:49:43
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 17:54:26
    - tin foil apparently works (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:51:08
      - who does? I never p*ss on tin foil, personally. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 29, 17:56:40
        
        I've heard that Selwyn does (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 18:03:31
  - don't be ridiculous (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:39:14
    - soz (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 17:43:31
- ... (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 29, 17:24:59
  - cheers, I'll see if I can get hold of some of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:30:18
- ... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 29, 17:04:28
  - that's quite good (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:29:36
    - Get a brush, put it in the bathroom (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 17:52:32
      - I can't say I've noticed that before (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:55:47
        
        If she doesn't get annoyed (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 18:01:56
        
        I used to vacuum my cat (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 29, 18:45:02
        
        i tried to vaccuum mine once (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 18:48:12
  - brilliant. Lol Morgan (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:08:55
- Nail semtex to its paws and a mercury tilt switch to the top of the cats head (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:57:17
  - finally, a sensible and effective suggestion (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:59:26
    - the simple one's are often the most effective (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:00:16
- Put very sharp spikes there (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 16:54:50
  - I tried a pit full of spikes, pineapple bombs that send shards of thorns into the victim (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:35:53
- put a litter tray there? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 29, 16:54:06
  - sadly it's behind a piece of furniture, I'm amazed she can even get in there (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:56:08
- put a sign up in cat (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:53:46
  - or "Please leave this bathroom as you would wish to find it" (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 29, 16:57:48
    - sometimes it pays not to over philosophise things (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:59:51
  - I tried that, she simply ignored it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:56:36
    - disciplinary action is required then (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:58:09
- Ammonia (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 29, 16:53:02
  - there seems to be plenty of ammonia in that spot already for some reason (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:55:30
- buy a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 29, 16:52:04
  - or put conkers in each corner of the room (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 29, 16:52:32
    - a) Never seen conkers here and b) don't want a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:54:59
    - has conker got 4 spare dogs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:54:10
- Close the door with the cat on the other side (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 29, 16:51:21
  - I can't keep it shut all the time (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:54:31
    - If some one did that to you, what would you do? (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 29, 16:56:32
    - On what level might that have worked? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 16:56:08
      - me neither, I thought I'd give it a go though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:00:17
        
        I don't recall your tenure as a feline educational pyschologist (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 17:01:24
        
        well, I am the holder of a degree in animal behaviour (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:03:25
        
        Damn (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 17:06:07
        
        a walt disney american degree no doubt (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:13:28
        
        it's actually true (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:24:13
        
        Would of (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 17:26:26
        
        sorry, I of problems with my grammar. would'f, had'f (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:31:09

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