I tried a pit full of spikes, pineapple bombs that send shards of thorns into the victim

and a trapdoor leading to a slide into an acid bath, but she simply won't get the message

Posted By: Worzel Scrimmage on September 29th 2009 at 17:35:53

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Cat experts, I require advice.... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:50:40
- Put butter on her paws (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 17:38:20
  - yep, but she has a litter tray in her very own bathroom (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:50:24
    - giving it, rather than taking it, strictly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 29, 17:56:06
  - Put smarties tubes on it's legs to create a futuristic style 'space-cat' (General Chat) - Small, Sep 29, 17:49:43
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 17:54:26
    - tin foil apparently works (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:51:08
      - who does? I never p*ss on tin foil, personally. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 29, 17:56:40
        
        I've heard that Selwyn does (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 18:03:31
  - don't be ridiculous (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:39:14
    - soz (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 29, 17:43:31
- ... (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 29, 17:24:59
  - cheers, I'll see if I can get hold of some of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:30:18
- ... (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 29, 17:04:28
  - that's quite good (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:29:36
    - Get a brush, put it in the bathroom (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 17:52:32
      - I can't say I've noticed that before (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:55:47
        
        If she doesn't get annoyed (General Chat) - pants, Sep 29, 18:01:56
        
        I used to vacuum my cat (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Sep 29, 18:45:02
        
        i tried to vaccuum mine once (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 18:48:12
  - brilliant. Lol Morgan (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:08:55
- Nail semtex to its paws and a mercury tilt switch to the top of the cats head (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:57:17
  - finally, a sensible and effective suggestion (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:59:26
    - the simple one's are often the most effective (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:00:16
- Put very sharp spikes there (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 16:54:50
  - I tried a pit full of spikes, pineapple bombs that send shards of thorns into the victim (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:35:53
- put a litter tray there? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 29, 16:54:06
  - sadly it's behind a piece of furniture, I'm amazed she can even get in there (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:56:08
- put a sign up in cat (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:53:46
  - or "Please leave this bathroom as you would wish to find it" (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 29, 16:57:48
    - sometimes it pays not to over philosophise things (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:59:51
  - I tried that, she simply ignored it (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:56:36
    - disciplinary action is required then (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:58:09
- Ammonia (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 29, 16:53:02
  - there seems to be plenty of ammonia in that spot already for some reason (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:55:30
- buy a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 29, 16:52:04
  - or put conkers in each corner of the room (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Sep 29, 16:52:32
    - a) Never seen conkers here and b) don't want a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:54:59
    - has conker got 4 spare dogs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 16:54:10
- Close the door with the cat on the other side (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 29, 16:51:21
  - I can't keep it shut all the time (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 16:54:31
    - If some one did that to you, what would you do? (General Chat) - DNB41, Sep 29, 16:56:32
    - On what level might that have worked? (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 16:56:08
      - me neither, I thought I'd give it a go though (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:00:17
        
        I don't recall your tenure as a feline educational pyschologist (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 17:01:24
        
        well, I am the holder of a degree in animal behaviour (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:03:25
        
        Damn (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 17:06:07
        
        a walt disney american degree no doubt (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 29, 17:13:28
        
        it's actually true (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:24:13
        
        Would of (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 29, 17:26:26
        
        sorry, I of problems with my grammar. would'f, had'f (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Sep 29, 17:31:09

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