Is hard sometimes tho to stand back & try to ignore things

Not as though you think "I'm gonna make myself into a hero here" - although I suppose some people do.

It's like the time I was walking in the park and I saw a group of 20 16st, body building blokes tormenting an OAP who had served his country during two world wars.

They picked up his little jack russell, placed it in a sack with some rocks in & chucked it in the pond. When the old man complained they threw him in too, even tho he was saying he couldn't swim.

Without a thought for my own safety I dived straight int o the pond & proceeded to rescue the old man, sitting him safely on the bank before diving back in for his beloved pet. The only companion he has he later told me.

With dog & owner both safe I commenced chasing the culprits & beat them all up.

BAM! BIFF! WHAMMO!

I declined all interview requests from the local media. But then that's just me.

Posted By: South_West_Canary on September 8th 2009 at 13:34:56

Message Thread

Isn't Dereham a nice town? (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 8, 13:28:12
- Good for him, we got a little involved in dublin, when a guy was having his head used as a (General Chat) - megson, Sep 8, 14:11:26
- my home town, went to school and college there (General Chat) - samcd84, Sep 8, 13:53:56
- fkn awful dat place (General Chat) - Chocolate Warrior, Sep 8, 13:40:17
  - Town full of cunts. And I should know. (General Chat) - South stand corner, Sep 8, 20:18:14
- Going shopping in Dereham (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 8, 13:37:16
- My dentist used to be in Dereham... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:34:30
  - Agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:35:00
    - Er, aren't you supposed to be promotibg Norfolk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:37:41
      - Oh yeah, shit (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:44:10
        
        And it's great! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:45:59
        
        Snot really though, iz ut? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:47:15
        
        Like Watton, for example (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Sep 8, 13:46:43
        
        I'm not too keen on Fakenham but dunt know Wooten to comment (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:47:52
        
        Yeah. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 8, 13:47:25
      - Leave him be Garry he's doing his best (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 8, 13:38:51
- Yeah, shame about some of the people in it innit! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:30:46
- Billy don't be a hero is always my motto (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:29:59
  - Is hard sometimes tho to stand back & try to ignore things (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 8, 13:34:56
    - a true hero would have mentored the youths and set them up in business (General Chat) - Tombs, Sep 8, 13:53:10
      - Is SWC Tim Burgess? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:57:18
    - Is that a true story? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Sep 8, 13:52:13
    - ha ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Chocolate Warrior, Sep 8, 13:39:57
    - I saved a woman from drowning once... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:37:58
      - That was taken from a racist joke back in the 80's! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Sep 8, 13:39:08
  - Tune! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Sep 8, 13:31:03

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