Next-door's ducks are rightole mingers, to be fair.
They have quacky chats with the mallards on the river, quacking back and forth.
I like to think that the mallards are saying stuff like "Don't worry chaps, as soon as we've figured out how to open a padlock using just blunt bills and webbed feet, we'll have you out of there in a jiffy."
Then I get visions of the captive ducks going into their little shed and tunnelling, every now and again one of them will wander out and surreptitiously drop a load of soil that it had secreted up it's trousers.
Occasionally Steve McQueen Duck acts up so has to go into solitary and throw a ball up a wall for amusement.
Posted By: Arizona Bay on June 17th 2009 at 09:16:04
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- 1st game is Colchester at home (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 17, 08:25:16
- we hate ipshit more than u s! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 17, 09:39:48
- ... (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 17, 08:38:34
- Cammy, given your pre season performances (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 17, 08:56:03
- no!! it'll be a complicated affair combining magpies with the duckworth lewis methodology (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 17, 08:57:41
- If I had three ducks I'd call them 'Duck', 'Worth' and 'Lewis'. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 17, 09:03:08
- Are they restricted in how many eggs they lay? (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 17, 09:46:46
- rouefl (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 17, 09:58:49
- *roeufl (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 17, 09:59:13
- haha..... eggscellent (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 17, 09:51:02
- rouefl (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 17, 09:58:49
- we had two ducks they wuz right dorty bastards (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 17, 09:08:27
- Next-door's ducks are rightole mingers, to be fair. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 17, 09:16:04
- .............. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 17, 09:07:43
- Are they restricted in how many eggs they lay? (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 17, 09:46:46
- If I had three ducks I'd call them 'Duck', 'Worth' and 'Lewis'. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 17, 09:03:08
- no!! it'll be a complicated affair combining magpies with the duckworth lewis methodology (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 17, 08:57:41
- ... (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 17, 08:41:31
- why that made me laugh I really don't know (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 17, 08:43:44
- Cammy, given your pre season performances (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 17, 08:56:03
- good one (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 17, 08:26:33
- how would they know that? (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 17, 08:27:40
- The odd Fixture does usually leak before the time they say (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 17, 08:30:52
- dunno, you hacked their website? they predicted it? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 17, 08:29:53
- how would they know that? (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 17, 08:27:40
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