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i took a different route to the ground and went past the swimming pool- (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:42:13
- That was nice of you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 8, 14:47:32
- What did you say to him Selster? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 8, 14:45:58
  - told him to fuck off outa our club as he was a useless c**t (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:47:00
    - And after you had intellectually backed him into a corner, he had no option but to concur? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 8, 14:53:12
      - he just stood and stared-like no 1 has ever said it before (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:54:06
        
        Maybe no-one had called him a useless cunt and told him to fuck off before. (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 8, 14:57:09
        
        I would have thought Doomcaster is pretty accustomed to being called a useless cunt by now (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 8, 15:05:05
        
        But not face-to-face with a vision like Sellers before. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Dec 8, 15:14:58
        
        more likely his secretary (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 15:07:00
        
        very much doubt he hasnt been called that before now (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 15:00:52
        
        hahahahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:59:24
        
        Torn between the bafflement of genius (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:56:25
        
        He was probably wondering how the fuck you're allowed out (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 8, 14:55:14
        
        On the wrong medication, he might have thought the tazmanian devil existed (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:57:32
        
        Erm. It does. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:58:43
        
        Or maybe he was wondering how you had just said the exact (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:55:05
    - Did he re-iterate with the same message? (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 8, 14:51:11
      - no wonder our club is in a mess with weak liverd souls like you and pants around (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:53:06
        
        Can't quite see wherer the scum come into it. You should be a bit more careful though (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 8, 15:00:58
        
        but not doncaster lol would have loved him to have tried (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 15:03:55
        
        He'd probably knock you out with one punch (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 8, 15:08:05
        
        Doomcaster the Ninja, great image (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 8, 15:11:37
        
        I'd def pay to see that. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 8, 15:10:54
        
        I think Doomcaster is a safe bet from that point of view (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 8, 15:03:04
        
        yeah what this club really needs (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:55:23
        
        lol (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:58:13
      - I would have paid to see that (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:52:41
      - Not on "enemy territory" you wouldn't (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:52:13
    - Mindless abuse, of someone associated with the club. Civil war as well (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:48:56
      - not really a civil war (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:49:35
        
        game of football (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:51:19
        
        not on derby day (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:52:12
        
        oh right, then that means anything goes (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:53:33
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:55:25
        
        totally different (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:54:13
        
        How do you know? (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:57:29
        
        They might have (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:55:20
        
        wrong to assume (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:55:52
        
        rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:51:48
      - You'd be a great man to have around in a crisis (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:49:14
        
        so would you ffs- have you been to a derby game? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:51:33
        
        Yeah, I was at Pride Park 2003 (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:52:15
        
        say no more (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:55:40
        
        ho ho (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:54:50
        
        I was there too (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:58:33
        
        super matty svensson (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:53:07
    - you kept it constructive and coherent then (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 8, 14:48:00
      - oh yes- brief but to the point (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:48:49
    - Pithy, direct, unambiguous (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 8, 14:47:36
- good work (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:44:51
- top trolling (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:44:17
- You did England proud, well done (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:43:22
  - you a scummer pants? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:44:52
lloyds was rocking before k.o-any of you people in there? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:32:19
- No. The tosser on the door said they were closing just as we got there. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 8, 14:46:39
  - Is Lloyds still called Lloyds? (NCFC) - Small, Dec 8, 14:55:54
    - Fucks sake don't get the gibbon to go to the Kings. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 14:57:45
      - Blimey, that's nice. Ta AB :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 8, 15:08:45
        
        VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:10:15
      - Selwyn, obv, not CB41. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 14:58:56
        
        ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 15:10:33
    - Lloydses (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:57:28
      - Is it still "Queen of Iceni"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 8, 14:58:16
        
        Really ? What a fucking shit name that is! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 8, 14:59:14
  - well i didnt leave till 12.40.still open then as far as i know (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:48:04
    - 12:30 it was. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 8, 14:49:39
  - They always say that to old folk, CB (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 8, 14:47:56
    - Yeah but my son isn't old- he's 28 (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 8, 14:50:08
- about 25 scummers came waltzing in about 10.30! there was uproar.cunts served them once th (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:34:25
  - lovely old public order offence (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:37:29
    - oh come on pants-see the funny side 4 once (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:39:01
      - A sense of humour like that can land you in Court though (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 8, 14:42:01
      - I'm sure you would have done (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:40:15
      - You're in your mid 40's, not 14 (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:39:56
        
        was that meant for OG? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:41:10
        
        rolph (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:42:26
  - What a fucking idiot (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 8, 14:36:07
    - he just couldnt hold back! -no shortage of people offering to replace it 4 him though(: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:37:15
      - celebrating prejudice, a fine gesture (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:39:30
        
        or defending our territory (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:41:37
        
        "our territory" - lollage (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:48:30
        
        This is well funny innit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:49:28
        
        agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:50:14
        
        lloyds is ours (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:48:52
        
        is it? (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:50:53
        
        you do that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:51:45
        
        oh, so when the fans arrive at NORWICH station (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:54:30
        
        if they start giving it the large (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:55:19
        
        ha ha (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:58:01
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:51:08
        
        lol, I didn't realise Norwich was at war (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:44:53
        
        you don't have to be at war to defend territory (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:46:09
        
        they r on derby day-u should get out more (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:45:57
        
        exactly- ffs it was derby day,obv never been before pants (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:44:04
        
        And you're a parent (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:45:17
        
        he's the son of god? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 8, 14:46:40
        
        I knew you'd get round to reading that book (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:47:36
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 8, 14:33:47
lets all laugh at ipwsich(for a week or 2 at least)(: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:20:26
- You mate scored too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:21:08
  - the blokes class (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:23:46
    - Were you cheering a drink driver then? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 8, 14:26:39
      - well,needs must(: he did his best to miss for me (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 8, 14:28:14
        
        I suppose it's WW2 and all that but Lita's deal extended! (NCFC) - DICKY, Dec 8, 15:56:33
Charlton losing, hurrah# (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 6, 16:07:04
- 2-0 hurrah (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 6, 16:15:54
  - er, taking Blackpool (Other Football) - Monty Peculiar, Dec 6, 16:27:17
  - thank heavens (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Dec 6, 16:20:51
Forest losing, hurrah (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 6, 15:05:53
- Forest equalise, Earnshaw (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 6, 15:29:58
  - hurrah(: (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Dec 6, 16:21:29
Lift(s) from Essex available tomorrow... (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Dec 6, 15:02:32
- Your car's too big for you, your car's too big for you... (NCFC) - roadrunner, Dec 6, 15:15:39
  - your name=exactly what you will do tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 6, 16:24:11
    - your name=miserable sod (n/m) (NCFC) - roadrunner, Dec 6, 16:33:29
Cureton starts for Barnsley (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 6, 14:54:36
- hurrah(: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 6, 16:21:48
bollocks-lloyds bar dont open till 10.was banking on a 9 a.m start! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 18:14:31
- anywhere opening earlier? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 18:40:06
  - Haregoo Sellers (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 5, 19:57:13
    - oo it's good in there, damn fine Brekkies. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 5, 19:58:46
      - I bet, probably not what Sellers had in mind though:-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 5, 19:59:39
        
        ☺ It's right near Refresher's though... (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 21:50:25
        
        *full of Selwyns" - that's a very troubling image! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 5, 22:34:24
        
        Sensible policy to have Breakfast in there at 9 then get to the pub at 10. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 5, 20:02:59
        
        Yebut, does Sellers do sensible? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 5, 20:07:43
        
        Umm, not sure. Sellers is a rule unto himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 5, 20:08:25
mOTHERfUCKINGwAGHORN (Bloody Caps Lock) upgrade... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 5, 16:27:10
- he only says what he thinks-thats his job isnt it? think we should lay off the guy (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 17:37:15
- whAT a lOaD oF sHiTE (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 5, 17:03:13
- NG off of on here is on the #NCFC thing. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 16:57:34
  - I'm on the jaiku one, but finding it difficult to build up enthusiasm (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 16:58:41
    - that's a big old pile of bum fluff that is (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 17:34:10
    - I don't understand twitter, five more minutes and I'm binning it off. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 17:05:54
      - I done a invite to you on teh Jaiku one (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 17:15:48
        
        Oh my flipping goodness! Oh my blimeys! Oh my God! There it is, there it is, there it is! (NCFC) - tehwatch, Dec 5, 17:18:56
      - I keep wanting to tweet (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 5, 17:11:57
      - I see what you did there (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 5, 17:09:16
right im orf-had enough of talking to ones self (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:26:41
scum still got tickets 4sale ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:20:34
- says sold out (NCFC) - ingi, Dec 5, 15:44:06
  - headin 4 boozer-i see trouble ahead (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 17:38:37
  - Lesson to be learnt there (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 5, 15:48:51
- lets all larf at ipshit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:23:32
so lita wants to stay another month.bet doomcasters been on the blower to mr moore (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:09:34
- Maybe we could borrow him for so long they'd forget we had him (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 15:14:47
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:15:54
- did you know in our prem season we could have had keown,parlour and sheringham on loan?4/5 (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:13:11
  - guess everyone knew then(: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:18:44
    - ☻ (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 15:40:10
    - Stinkcock. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 5, 15:39:13
      - There's something wrong with you Tuds. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 16:03:45
        
        Come up for New Year's Eve. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 5, 16:30:31
        
        What sort of Clump will be about? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 21:41:43
    - (: (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 5, 15:38:32
    - (: (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 15:37:53
Dilemma - ipswich game (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 5, 15:05:42
- bordeaux followed by a nosh (NCFC) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 17:00:34
- Install Sky Plus and drink the claret (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 15:16:33
  - I might be able to get the match as a torrent, if someone posts it, but its (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 5, 15:19:47
- Is it impossible to do both? (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 15:13:51
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 5, 15:16:01
    - I see (NCFC) - Small, Dec 5, 15:19:58
      - I'll teach you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 5, 16:04:31
- Watch it with the binface, have a few beers and a right ole larf! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 15:09:12
  - alternatively, he could go to the wine tasting thing, drink too much and insult (NCFC) - pants, Dec 5, 15:12:38
    - Yeah, turn up late, 5 pints in. that would go down a storm! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 5, 15:17:23
      - I don't really understand this: (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 15:23:43
        
        you havn't seen my mother in law. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 5, 15:25:34
        
        Don't assume that. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 5, 15:39:41
        
        shoddy's MIL (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 15:55:19
        
        Her necklace needs oiling (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 5, 15:56:52
        
        Fair do's - watch the game then (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 15:28:28
- nosh wins (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:06:41
boring on here today-think il go 4 a c**p (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:03:39
- "give birth to an Ipswich fan", please (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 15:06:31
please mr roeder,be quiet we dont need you to tell us whats needed (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 14:57:36
- just do your job and pick the right team! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 14:58:08
  - What do you reckon the right team is? I'm not sure... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 5, 15:04:11
    - woah Matty Patty (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 15:05:51
      - Ah - I KNEW I had forgotten a regular. Couldn't think who it was. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 5, 15:07:34
    - no pattison-mind you the police are doing their drink drive campaigne (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 15:05:50
  - (: (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 15:02:51
    - Clearasil - gone in a week. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 5, 15:04:32
anybody elses bt home hub keep crashing? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 14:53:59
- ain't got the hub (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 5, 15:22:58
afternoon all (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 14:42:24
- shit ! It's Mr. Creosote ! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 14:42:47
  - pardon? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 14:45:09
    - He said STAND UP IF YOU HATE THE SCUM* (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:46:22
      - so does suggs (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 5, 14:50:29
    - I said "afternoon" (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 14:45:35
      - why am i mr creosote? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 5, 14:53:22
        
        Just reminded me of that scene (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 14:57:04
        
        cos you AAAAAAAAARRRR (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 5, 14:56:05
Right the Mrs is just about to bring me homemade steak and ale pie for me tea... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:25:56
- enjoy-we having stew n dumplings in a min ready made from tescos! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:28:08
my old man,said be an ipswich fan,i said...... new words please (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:04:41
- isn't it strange that we support two different teams as most of the time.. (NCFC) - Mr Perfect, Dec 4, 22:28:27
- how about-alright daddy,yes i will (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:15:09
- ...fuck off bollocks you're a c*** (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:09:26
  - they r the words i already know (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:10:01
    - No, sorry, you misunderstand selhurst rud... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:13:35
      - (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:14:07
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed. The little lord Jesus woke up and he said (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Dec 4, 19:01:47
- surely derby fever aint kicking in already... (NCFC) - city_lad, Dec 4, 19:10:37
  - yes we r up 4 it-kill the scum c***s (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:12:15
    - its sooo nice and about bloody time your happy selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Dec 4, 19:13:22
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:15:56
      - I will be there screaming my beautiful head off (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:14:31
        
        me too-loyds bar at 9.fry up n a pint stella (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:16:35
        
        I should think I'll be tearing up the M11 about then (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:17:56
        
        where do u come from (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:18:51
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 19:20:02
        
        always 1 (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:20:54
        
        London (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:19:27
        
        fair play to you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:20:14
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:05:50
- doesnt rhyme (: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:02:49
  - It fucking dd in 1983 when I first heard it sung by the Barclay. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Dec 4, 19:05:03
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:08:02
      - Why are you such a happy sellers this evening? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:10:01
        
        i am sometimes-whats ther point in moaning/worrying about football all time (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:11:23
        
        Or, indeed, ever (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 19:12:05
i might aswell piss off then-laters (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:59:28
whats the worst thing thats ever happened to you at a city match? apart from losing (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:51:08
- spilt my dinner over me (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 4, 18:52:47
  - you still ignoring me? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 18:59:08
  - what was it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 18:54:15
- got hassled when I was approaching Villa and had my scarf burnt. (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 4, 18:33:02
- Went to port-a-loo road a few seasons back (NCFC) - harry boulders, Dec 4, 18:02:47
- Wankers broke into my car in Reading. (NCFC) - snowman, Dec 4, 17:34:33
- Geordie scallies nicked the wheel trims off my old car at Newcastle. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 17:04:45
  - wheel trims nicked in sheffield (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 18:48:57
- several (NCFC) - south, Dec 4, 17:03:05
  - Coach broke down on way back from Cardiff play off (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 19:14:59
    - Kinda perfect at the same time... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:17:21
      - Well, I enjoyed it up to the pelanties (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 4, 19:21:15
        
        when worthy put sutch! omg ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:22:47
        
        on (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:23:05
      - ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 19:18:12
        
        When we lost to Sheff Wed but still went up was not much fun... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:22:37
        
        I should have said the Sheff Weds supporters weren't that chuffed that we'd gone up... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 19:24:35
  - No.2 was lucky, No.3 sounds like fun. No.4 sounds horrific (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 4, 17:23:42
  - and (NCFC) - south, Dec 4, 17:04:55
- i got hit with a truncheon once and farted on by a horse (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:52:00
  - both v man city as it happen 1 at home 1 away (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:53:01
    - oh and i was sick over the bus driver on the way to everton .how embarrasing! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:55:58
      - am i talking to myself? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:56:36
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Dec 4, 17:01:28
oh well- better go check the pink un out then get on wiv something! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:43:20
bye all, off to brussels! good luck sunday those who are going, and... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 16:37:01
- Find some new retro guff whilst your there Chelts, travel well squire. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 16:38:02
- cheers mate-have fun yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:37:56
any1 else on here got 5 kids? if so do u know any 1 that caters 4 large (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:03:20
- Why not put something on the end of it? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Dec 4, 16:14:06
  - just had a thought-we will have 3 under 28 months old-Christ! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:33:34
  - what you holiday-in the sun or somthing (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:15:30
    - makes no sense that i know! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:19:00
- You could try Eurocamp (NCFC) - The Judge, Dec 4, 16:05:59
  - We used to spend our family holidays in France with Eurocamp, great fun!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 16:14:09
    - been to s.o.france and spain with em-gets a bit samey thats all (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:16:43
      - Hemsby. Cracking fruities there. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 16:19:16
        
        You ought to go to Brighton if you're in to that sort of thing (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 4, 16:30:01
        
        And those 2pence machines which push other 2p's over the side. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 16:21:37
        
        they craze me! people think they can actually win on them-i still go looking 4 (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:23:33
        
        We used to push them to set the alarm off so the moody man chased us. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 16:30:39
        
        I used to work in Saturn Palace and MBs years ago. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 4, 16:52:41
        
        can picture that! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:31:40
        
        Just one more and they will all fall!!......... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 16:32:39
        
        thats the machine i went on! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:34:56
        
        nowt wrong wiv hemsby-had hol there every year as a boy-was all mum could afford (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:20:57
        
        Me and my possey used to go every summer and camp without paying, right rebels were we. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 16:22:27
        
        never saw you lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:24:12
  - apart from them-been 2 years running -fancy a change.thanks anyways (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:07:25
so reading through all this (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 4, 16:01:11
- could be! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:04:09
  - when's Mrs Selwyn due to drop then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:12:25
    - may-still waiting 4 scan to prove it (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:13:30
      - blimey, well congrats to you both (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:16:25
        
        thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:17:30
  - congratulations then (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 4, 16:05:43
    - thank you cc (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:06:37
  - How old are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Dec 4, 16:05:19
    - 44 (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:06:01
      - Still fertile after all these years. Congratulations (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Dec 4, 16:08:02
        
        im only 44!ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:08:53
  - use a condom ffs (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 4, 16:04:55
    - they might want a large family (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 4, 16:06:17
      - and besides-the child benefit comes in handy lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:29:48
      - we have too many people on this earth (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 4, 16:08:22
        
        well I have no children (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 4, 16:12:45
        
        In ratio though (General Chat) - pants, Dec 4, 16:20:51
        
        oi! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:21:41
        
        you come on with happy news for a change (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 4, 16:25:40
        
        lol-expect hes only joking(: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:26:55
        
        that's the problem with this country (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:15:11
        
        oi! lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:18:03
        
        well if u need a hand in that department im available lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:14:37
        
        Not a believer in democracy, Charles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Dec 4, 16:09:30
        
        Not really no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 4, 16:25:01
        
        I see (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Dec 4, 16:26:55
        
        not at all (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 4, 17:36:26
        
        booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:09:29
      - we do-thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:08:05
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:05:35
Anybody else faintly uneasy with the new, laid-back selwyn? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 15:44:14
- me (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 16:00:00
- Medication (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 4, 15:59:51
who thinks we will beat the scum? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:12:48
- Not Prince Charles (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:52:53
- The Neville brothers (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Dec 4, 15:46:59
  - The Chuckle Brothers (n/m) (NCFC) - trueyellow, Dec 4, 17:03:43
- changed my mind - now reckon we'll beat them 9-0. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 15:26:01
- 4 - 1 to us, Lupoli(2) Lita and Rusty. Jubbles. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 15:16:17
  - not quite-srappy 80th min winner from the doc (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:17:10
    - My predictions are usually fairly accurate. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 15:18:04
      - ok then-how many kids will i have this time next year? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:18:55
        
        None, 2, or 1. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 15:21:18
        
        He's already got 7 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:21:58
        
        So my guess is 5 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:22:52
        
        u will be wrong! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:23:39
        
        I meant no more, 1 or 2 more in addition to the current flock. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 15:24:14
        
        are well-u could be right! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:24:57
        
        lol 5 actually.(at the moment) (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:22:39
- nope - but hoping i am wrong, even if it does mean roeder keeps his job for a few months (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 15:14:18
  - well i think we will-sad that he will save roeder though (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:15:49
    - it* (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:18:06
have scum sold all their ticket? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:09:54
- there a pun on perky (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:10:55
- why - do you want to sit with them? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 4, 15:10:34
  - lol.no chance (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:11:06
    - 3000 of em coming. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 15:14:09
      - fucking runts (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:14:41
Roy Keane anyone? (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 4, 15:03:11
- we don't have ???? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 4, 15:08:14
- rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:07:27
- nah i'll stick to women, but I have no problem if you like him like that, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 4, 15:06:02
  - What a way to talk to the clergy. More tea, vicar ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:06:35
- excuse me vicar there is a christmas fish mashup punathon inprogress (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:05:51
- yup (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 15:03:55
Xmas XI 'B' team (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 14:54:12
- Ulysses de la Cruzmas pudding (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Dec 4, 15:30:08
- Pape 'Noel' Diop (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Dec 4, 15:29:36
- roy christmas carrol (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 15:27:00
- Reindeer Bonhof (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:20:21
- evander holly tree (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:20:09
  - wrong sport, numbnuts! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:20:57
    - i know-though id put it anyway (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Dec 4, 15:25:32
- Ian Snowed In (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:19:00
- Evander Sno (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:18:31
- Sponsored by Skint (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:16:26
- good marlon king-wencesles (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 15:16:13
- David Christmas-Stocking (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 15:15:14
- Ted McSticklebackdougall (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:09:50
- Dean Ashton (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:08:28
  - arf! (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 4, 15:08:58
- Sole Campbell (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 4, 15:08:16
- Christmas Tree formation, I trust ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:07:57
- PAul Perchson (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:04:35
  - Salmon Kalu (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:04:50
- Darius Guppy (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:03:48
- Nwankono Koinu (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:03:34
- Burt Troutmann (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:03:10
- Mark Fish (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:02:38
- Jesus Navas (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 4, 15:02:23
- Sod Virgin experiences, anyone want a ride round norfolk on my chopper? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:01:54
  - Is that like a Huey? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Dec 4, 15:02:47
    - More like a gooey. (n/m) (Other Football) - BucksYella, Dec 4, 15:12:37
- Mario Melchior (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Dec 4, 15:01:30
  - ww2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:04:38
    - Oh. Soz. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Dec 4, 15:11:45
- Stanta Hollymore (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 15:01:11
- Gary "Little" Donkerty (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:00:21
- John Barnes (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 15:00:03
- Chris Caspar (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:59:45
- Paul Myhrrson (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 4, 14:57:09
- leyroy lita of mulled wine (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 4, 14:56:39
- Feast of Steven Gerrard (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:54:36
This board is fucking great. (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Dec 2, 16:00:29
- are you really Justin Lee Collins re-incarnate?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 16:30:48
  - otto or jesus christ? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 2, 16:35:52
    - dunno..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 16:39:50
      - That's some attention span you've got there, Chelts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 16:42:20
        
        you're right..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 16:43:29
- Do you have ANY idea of the chaos you've unleashed at here. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 16:02:42
  - I'm just catching up.... (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Dec 2, 16:05:44
    - I should have known better really, I'm supposed to be one of the responsible ones on here. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 16:09:00
      - no you're not Otto..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 16:32:37
        
        Another illusion shattered. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 16:34:45
        
        Not since it fell off (General Chat) - Small, Dec 2, 16:41:54
        
        Is it *actually* on orange? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 16:43:47
        
        no...he has a head...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 16:39:04
    - right from the get go (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 16:06:28
      - As far as I can make out absolutely NO-ONE here believes in God. (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Dec 2, 16:09:11
        
        The Gitster knows your dad (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 16:24:51
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 16:24:03
- yeah fuck the football lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 16:01:57
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 2, 16:01:14
Puppet Man in Yarmuff again today. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Dec 2, 15:59:12
- Puppet Bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 2, 16:03:29
- twat-pungh him next time or throw chips at him (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 16:00:49
  - punch lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 16:01:03
Anyone know how Conks got on in the run? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Dec 2, 15:51:29
- his head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 2, 15:56:31
  - again? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Dec 2, 15:58:11
- 'Injured' with a mile to go and limped all the way back... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 2, 15:54:50
  - Would limping the final mile ahead not have been easier than trapsing back 12.1?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Declan, Dec 2, 16:08:21
  - 01:50 is really good going. Good effort that lad. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 16:01:06
    - He was on a vespa (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 2, 16:02:27
- 9th (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:52:21
chaos on A140 this sunday? no trains from scum.well planned national express u twats (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:50:16
- No - its the clubs fault (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Dec 2, 15:55:18
  - Like on a Saturday at 3PM. 3PM was designed especially for football. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 2, 16:37:35
  - fuck the club then -twats (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:56:56
    - welcome back (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:57:29
      - no no no-not football! trains im moaning about.couldnt care less about the footy lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:59:55
        
        hmmm you mentioned the club tho... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 16:02:56
        
        slipped out-sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 16:04:11
- I think that you'll find that the engineering works were planned 2 years ago (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 2, 15:53:52
  - fixture computer ultimately to blame (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:56:38
  - oh-let them off then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:54:39
    - who gives a flying fuck about the scum's travel nightmares? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 2, 15:59:21
      - not just theirs.some city fans use the a140 too! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 16:03:01
      - erm excuse me! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 16:00:14
        
        yes, but its a majority of scummers who'll be comign that way you pedantic fucks (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 2, 19:24:04
    - That said, it will be interesting how it's policed before and after the game (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 2, 15:56:52
      - exactly-more scummers parking all over the city.could be fun (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:58:34
Right, so what does MCI stand for ? .... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 15:44:26
- my cock itches (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:51:40
  - this is no time to share info like that (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 2, 15:55:08
- Roman numerals it's when Jesus returns (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:45:15
  - Well he didn't did he ? Unless we missed it (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 15:46:17
  - I got back around 2pm today. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:45:39
diana vickers anyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:26:52
- where's CB41 when you need him? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 15:40:15
  - Witchford (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 2, 15:47:43
  - Exeter? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 15:41:32
    - No, Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 2, 15:46:55
- I take it you are joking (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 15:34:49
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:35:45
- no thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 2, 15:34:37
- Fuck yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 2, 15:32:46
- no thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:32:05
  - too young 4 u? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:32:40
    - no, too ugly (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:35:44
- I take it the pink un was rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 2, 15:29:09
  - bully (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:30:20
  - apart from the smudgers messages! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:30:15
    - Did they make you laugh, or did you agree with him, gritted teeth and all angry? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 2, 15:30:57
      - well you prob know the answer! i agree with alot he says but does make me laugh too (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:33:40
        
        it's good to see humour in stuff (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:35:14
  - ^^^ Stupidest question that's ever been asked in the whole history of ever. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 15:30:01
    - Apart from my friend whose flatmate asked him "Can you burn water?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:31:43
      - lol, that is pretty bad! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:35:04
        
        Joe just said "What puts out fires?" (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:36:14
        
        empty crisp packets are currency in Manchester. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:39:05
        
        Unless they've got bullet holes in them, which many of them do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:41:07
        
        thats when they get given to Liverpool, one of them is worth a tenner. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:43:01
        
        is Africa a country? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:38:10
        
        Not a question, but I remember someone at the Co-op, where I worked, saying (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:40:50
        
        did she ask that? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:39:14
        
        who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:40:02
        
        palin! (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:40:32
        
        oh right (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:41:57
        
        .... (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:41:46
    - *holds hands up* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 2, 15:30:18
any1 been watching im a celebrity? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:16:52
- seen bits of it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 2, 15:18:29
  - There's only two bits of that I like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 15:21:28
    - Did you accept my apology for my Jesus faux pas, AB? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:23:37
      - No need for apologies - I think I only saw the very start of it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 15:28:56
        
        jealouser (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:29:53
      - he has me on ignore (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:25:14
    - Ant and Dec? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:23:32
      - The big tits surely? (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 2, 15:24:22
- a show for cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:17:29
  - is that david-piss nicola off bloke gay? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:21:20
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:23:01
      - u sure? my misses says he is.i cant work him out (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:24:40
        
        certainly not admitted it anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:31:26
  - I absolutely love that show (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:19:36
    - poi (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 15:21:39
    - that figures then (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:21:07
      - Not really you muggins (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:22:50
        
        18k lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:24:47
        
        I know, big money wins I agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:31:39
  - oi-i like it (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:18:30
    - desperate ex celebs (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:20:33
      - TBH how can carly zucker or brian paddick be celebs? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 2, 15:33:12
        
        ok people who want to be celebs too (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:34:30
      - relax-just a little fun (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:22:26
        
        x factor is another (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:23:21
        
        oh i love that too (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:25:50
        
        i don't know what to say selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:26:29
        
        say nothing! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:27:55
        
        ROLF (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 2, 15:31:55
    - Then for once he doesn't talk utter bollocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 2, 15:19:12
      - Bully! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:19:40
If the Kings opened at half eight for the scum game, I'd love it right off. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:14:17
- It opened at half seven before one derby game. Me and Davy the Boy had five pints of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 15:21:22
  - pisshead (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 2, 15:36:19
    - Where were you after Palace? Ash said you were coming in. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 15:42:22
      - was a bit miffed after the defeat and had to work in ipswich the day after (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 2, 15:47:04
  - sweet. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:23:05
- I'd take 8,000 people. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:15:12
  - and selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:18:40
    - part timer (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:19:25
      - sorry-very part timer (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:19:44
        
        actually very very part timer, but I actually might do a game again soon. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:20:28
        
        dont hurry back on my account! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:23:29
        
        haha! I'll buy you a pint next time I see you at the ground, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:28:05
        
        yeah right! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 15:31:31
off to check out the pink un message board-laters (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:59:14
- bye buddy (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:59:58
Mikey, are you a veggie? (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:44:39
- not strictly (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:47:03
  - i LOVE killing animals to eat them..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 14:58:53
  - I bet you wear leather glasses though, don't you? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:48:41
  - why is fish different-u still have 2 kill the thing (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:48:38
    - preferably with a speargun. It's the best way. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 2, 15:19:37
    - You have to kill vegetables too. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 2, 14:53:02
    - think about the life it leads for a start (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:51:39
      - Pigs are intelligent creatures? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 14:56:09
        
        nope! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:03:14
        
        "Compared to you" was the wisecrack I thought better of making. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:09:19
        
        lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:10:29
        
        It's probably not in your interests to suggest some sort of comparative test. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:13:20
        
        bully (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:15:08
        
        I'm sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 15:18:20
        
        would they escape? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:03:34
      - "Some" or even "lots" of farming but not all surely. (See below) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 2, 14:55:24
        
        yes there is ethical farming (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:56:52
      - my pigs get treated humanly (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:54:00
    - You don't have to. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:49:32
      - serves u right (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:50:38
  - why is it different to meat please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:48:05
    - well fish aren't held captive like most animals (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:50:39
      - I see (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:53:38
        
        not as long as i'd like sadly (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:02:36
        
        since this (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 15:00:00
        
        what's up with that cat? lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 15:03:12
        
        Hey I'm in the ceiling paint club! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 15:05:50
      - so, most animals bred for food are tortured for most of their lives? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:53:16
        
        i don't think they lead the life they deserve (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:55:48
        
        So you don't eat eggs either? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 2, 15:29:01
        
        of course i eat eggs (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:32:04
        
        i never said i was vegan (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:33:28
        
        you never said you were a cunt either (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 15:36:22
        
        let them assume... (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:37:08
        
        and free-range hens? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 14:57:39
        
        well yes free range is obviously the way to go (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:00:41
      - ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 14:52:44
        
        yup i agree about that (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:55:06
        
        What about Cods and Prawns? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 2, 14:56:47
        
        never really eat that (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:59:14
        
        Do you eat leather? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:59:55
        
        only if i have a bad night of poker (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:01:08
      - just caught by a metel hook in their gobs the knocked on head or boiled alive but thats ok (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:52:26
        
        don't agree with boiling alive (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:54:08
        
        are but pigs cant swim (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:56:09
        
        wrong (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 15:02:46
        
        Lol, i love their snouts! So cute! Reminds me of a story I read about a pig being able to (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 15:09:50
        
        LOL that actually made me laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 15:04:45
        
        ^^^^^^^ POTD ^^^^^^^ (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 2, 14:58:39
        
        doesn't taste as goooood though (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:55:56
Is "chicken madras" now called "chicken chennai"? (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 2, 14:36:52
- same as bombay duck (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:37:55
  - What would you rename Norwich if you could? (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 2, 14:40:41
    - significantly better than ipswich (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 2, 15:10:54
    - Ducks Clunge (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 15:00:30
    - frottingham mudflaps (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 14:57:24
    - ipswich (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:49:54
    - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 14:49:25
    - Nodge (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 2, 14:48:45
    - flangemouth (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:47:50
    - Clumpton (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 2, 14:47:28
    - South (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:43:39
    - well they've renamed them (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:43:26
    - Twidlem Abbit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:43:20
      - Fuckem Uppit (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 2, 14:44:37
        
        Stroker Moff (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:46:33
        
        Tutchit Smary (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:47:35
  - calcutta to kolkata is just stupid (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:40:07
    - unless it was originally Kalkota and we changed it to Calcutta. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 2, 14:50:59
      - well i didn't know that (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:53:06
i sense some apathy regarding NCFC at the moment (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:10:18
- Football is just a bit depressing (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 2, 14:38:57
  - Sorry to disappoint, There's too many in on the gag these days (NCFC) - pants, Dec 2, 15:03:57
  - I am FULLY aware of the world changing - it's just that (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 2, 14:42:34
    - Ah, I stand corrected (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 2, 14:43:37
      - Good man. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 2, 14:47:33
  - you missed OG's lack of football knowledge (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:41:41
  - hardly "brilliant" (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:41:22
- get ready 4 big time piss take from scummers-going down etc etc-cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:25:13
  - In derby games the form book goes out of the window.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Dec 2, 14:35:01
- will be on the eurostar returning from brussels... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 14:19:11
  - part timer lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:20:08
    - going here on the lash for the weekend.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 14:24:15
      - no excuse! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:25:58
        
        every excuse..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 2, 14:41:33
  - this is not good (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:20:06
    - if you get up on time (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:21:32
      - out in london the night before (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:25:39
        
        no trains mate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:27:10
        
        back to the south coast lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:27:39
        
        hardcore (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:42:06
        
        part timer! lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:28:57
        
        credit crunch innit (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:29:48
- Don't be silly, The King's is open early! Hooray NOT yay! (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:16:49
  - not at 9 like lloyds! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:18:14
    - I'm too old for Lloyds Sellers. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:20:43
      - Bloody hell, you must be old!! When I go in there (admittedly (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 2, 14:24:08
        
        Never been in before a game. Twice before going to cinema at Riverside at a weekend. Full (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:38:02
        
        "can I have 4 pregnancy tests, 3 lemsips and a lolly" (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 2, 14:35:29
        
        all ticket touts! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:26:33
      - what time kings arms opening? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:21:51
        
        half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 2, 14:22:13
        
        u wish! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:23:55
- apathy-been like that for a long time mate.even i am past caring (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:11:52
  - "Past caring"? Is that why you're always ranting like a demented loon? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 2, 14:14:00
    - not anymore (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:14:39
      - true dat (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:15:52
  - well that says a lot (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:13:37
- 12:00 kick off (or somefink) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:11:47
  - fuck that early?! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:12:44
  - 1.15 actually (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:12:32
    - phew (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:12:58
      - hardly better (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:15:39
        
        at least theres time for a phew beers to numb the pain.lloyds open at 9 and i will be wait (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:17:28
        
        Christ almighty!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 2, 14:20:39
        
        not just me-my misses is bringing 8 of us as no fucking trains (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:23:22
        
        and a veggie brekkie (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:18:01
        
        full english n pint a stella lovely ole job (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:20:53
        
        leave those pigs alone (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:25:11
        
        ok il have half dozen eggs instead (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:28:05
        
        with veggie bacon, beans, tomato and mushrooms (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:29:01
        
        veggie bacon-stick that up ya ........................................ .................... (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 2, 14:30:19
        
        it's the only veggie substitute that actually tastes ok (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:31:18
        
        more sleep (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 2, 14:16:37
      - just goes to show (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 2, 14:14:49
fuck off clark-and take your boss with you (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Dec 1, 19:20:05
- We should give him a fried egg. That'd fix everything. (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 1, 19:23:38
  - Good looking eggs... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 1, 19:25:50
Anyone know how many points we were on this time last season - after 20 games? (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Nov 29, 17:35:27
- Try this for a line graph comparison to last year (NCFC) - commonsense, Nov 29, 17:48:11
  - Though it doesn't include todays match (n/m) (NCFC) - commonsense, Nov 29, 17:51:08
  - That's too similar for comfort! (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 29, 17:49:48
- 21 points (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 17:40:42
  - wrong (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 17:44:19
    - cool, eyes played tricks on me, I counted on soccerbase results :s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 17:46:31
  - So we're worse off than last season! Fuck sake! (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Nov 29, 17:41:26
    - then we went 13 games unbeaten-wont happen this year with this team of misfits (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 29, 17:45:57
    - which is an impressive feat (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 17:42:38
- After 19 games in 2007 we had 18 points to 20 points now (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 29, 17:37:11
  - (as of last week that is) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 29, 17:37:38
boothroyd yes or no ? (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 29, 17:01:43
- No (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 29, 17:11:32
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - lmc, Nov 29, 17:04:05
- yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Bucks Canary, Nov 29, 17:02:52
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 29, 17:02:36
- give it a year, and we'd want him sacked (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 17:02:27
  - We would if he was shit (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 29, 17:04:18
    - his long ball tactic would be slagged off early on, and would haunt him for the whole (NCFC) - pants, Nov 29, 17:08:05
      - Yes, it would be a nightmare - would be a really bad choice (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 29, 17:12:24
    - we should be more supportive apparently lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 17:05:17
  - play offs here we come (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 29, 17:03:11
fuck off rodent (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 29, 16:57:36
- hi selwyn (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 16:58:05
  - hello (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 29, 16:58:49
- Afternoon Sellers. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 29, 16:58:01
  - hello mr dublin (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 29, 16:59:07
    - How would you sum up our current plight in one word? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 29, 17:00:01
      - Sad. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 29, 17:09:23
      - predictable (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 29, 17:05:57
      - Roeder'd (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 29, 17:05:01
      - pityful (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 29, 17:03:48
        
        not a real word (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 17:06:48
      - cunted (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 17:01:09
        
        not a real word (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 29, 17:02:32
        
        sums up my feelings well tho (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 17:03:43
One place above relegation zone. Fuck me, getting squeaky bum time. Oh for another 11 game (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Nov 29, 16:55:36
- u only just noticed ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 29, 16:58:12
- next 3 games don't make pretty reading! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 29, 16:56:18
Hey Camcan, you around? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 16:15:12
- yes (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 16:34:04
  - Have you ever seen the Cambridge Symphony Orchestra? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 16:40:12
    - the West Road lot? (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 16:45:41
      - Yes. I'm going on Sat. Just wondered what they were like. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 16:52:35
        
        I think quite good (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 16:56:01
        
        Lemurs playing Wagners Siegfried Idyl would be cool. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 16:58:34
- on way to game i expect (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Nov 25, 16:16:04
  - Blimey, that's early. I dunt leave till about 5:15 (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 16:23:32
- I'd hope that she is more of an oblong (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 25, 16:15:40
  - Shurely "an hourglass"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 16:20:11
    - blob (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 16:33:44
Hoolahan in the hole (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 25, 16:09:47
- Hooly in the hole, tra la la la (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 16:18:16
- cant wait! new hero n all that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 25, 16:11:57
  - 5 - 3 Here we come. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 16:15:28
    - lol. 3 2 palace (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 25, 16:17:05
    - The 3 bit surely, with no defenders (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 25, 16:15:59
- Brill. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 25, 16:11:55
- good news (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 25, 16:11:50