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OOOOH...I could crush a grape (taps nose) (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 31, 18:30:41
- This one has beaten me. Someone called Francis? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Aug 31, 19:37:39
  - Stu Francis. I think shit for brains is attributing that catch phrase with Cannon and (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 31, 20:02:50
    - Ball owned it. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 31, 20:50:12
I would like to predict we will buy someone... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 31, 18:01:05
- I know you’re mocking ITK people (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 31, 18:25:10
  - The difference is I'm not claiming to know anything.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 31, 20:40:56
  - But we are greedy for news, no? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 31, 18:28:05
    - We must remain greedy, like the wolf. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 31, 18:58:26
Evidence that it is all tosh...? (Other Football) - Pixelman, Aug 31, 11:26:52
- A statistical model looking for a use (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 31, 13:18:05
  - Still crying about it then prick (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 13:18:56
    - If your neck could please be wound in just a little (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 31, 18:18:22
    - and we're off (n/m) (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Aug 31, 13:25:47
      - ROLF! (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 31, 17:15:10
    - Charming. (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 31, 13:24:14
      - Not bored enough to stop crying about it (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 13:27:31
        
        Mikey works in a chippy like most other Internet experts. (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 31, 14:35:26
        
        You’re the one talking about predicting results lol (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 14:42:27
        
        Again you don't refute any of the actual facts. (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 31, 14:47:04
        
        Your obsession with xG and betting is very odd (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 14:48:42
        
        Again you don't refute any of the evidence yet... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 31, 14:51:52
        
        ‘The evidence’ is your mad ramblings (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 14:55:17
        
        Projection at its finest. (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 31, 15:04:09
- Need to encourage Sara and Nunez to have a crack from outside the box at every opportunity (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 31, 12:38:21
  - They already are though (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 31, 14:42:41
  - Sara defo given his ability (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 12:44:15
    - 276 (Other Football) - Chris Peacock, Aug 31, 13:23:08
      - So not Nunez then (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 13:34:18
        
        Wagner’s 20 points (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 13:39:16
        
        Are we still doing this? (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 31, 13:48:13
        
        Apparently so (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 13:51:48
        
        Difference being we were nowhere near as convincing under Smith at any point... (Other Football) - Dog, Aug 31, 14:42:36
        
        When we were winning games under Smith (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 31, 15:07:20
        
        Smashed Coventry 3-0 (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 16:30:47
        
        2nd half was dire. They were the better team but we still scored the 3rd (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Aug 31, 17:50:06
        
        Yes the performance may not have been great (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 18:14:18
        
        We were awful for long spells of that game (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 31, 16:37:59
        
        Was our xG better under Smith? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 31, 15:57:10
        
        Good question (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 16:30:59
      - There's a stat (n/m) (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 31, 13:24:59
        
        And you’re a cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 13:34:31
        
        Blimey (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 31, 16:10:27
        
        That’s not why you’re a cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 16:27:28
        
        I think you now need to ask for his address to send him a crate of Lacons beer (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 31, 16:16:35
        
        It is my usual way to apologise for misunderstandings (Other Football) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 31, 16:22:50
    - Yes (Other Football) - Ghost Ship Belly, Aug 31, 12:47:59
      - Best form early in the season imo (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 12:54:39
- Just means it was a freak result with loads of bangers (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Aug 31, 11:39:10
  - Not sure which group are dumber (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 11:52:04
    - Professional gamblers do not use xG (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 31, 14:29:28
      - You actually took the time to write that shite 🤣 (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 14:35:49
        
        Stupid people don't know they are stupid.... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 31, 14:41:52
        
        I know you don’t lol (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 14:45:37
        
        Again you can't refute anything I'm saying. (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 31, 20:33:32
        
        King of misogynists (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 31, 20:41:14
Fulham away (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 22:31:01
- FFS Bogey team. Last won at the Cottage in 1986! (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 30, 22:37:17
- We really don't get many home cup games (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 30, 22:32:08
  - Good test though. Tight ground and we'll take a full allocation I'm sure (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 22:36:22
    - And it could have been way further away (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 30, 22:41:19
      - The better recent cup performances have come in London though (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 22:50:09
  - The stat must be a shocker. Was thinking the same (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 22:33:06
    - Someone must have the stat but it feels about 30% home 70% away over the last decade (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 30, 22:34:18
      - 10 H / 15 away over last ten seasons (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 30, 22:38:31
        
        Pretty solid guess then - Thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 30, 22:40:03
- Fucks sake (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Aug 30, 22:31:41
Scum home to Wolves. Chance to prove how world-beating they now are (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 22:27:58
Sheff Lolnited (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 21:48:48
- 🖕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 21:56:59
Notts Lolest (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 21:46:10
- 🖕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 21:57:21
Oh Dear Rangers. 5-1 down now (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 21:42:26
Comedy own goal Rangers (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 30, 21:41:57
- Butt-land (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 21:43:59
Todd tantrums again. Needs to take that out of his game. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 21:34:30
- 🖕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 21:57:57
Will blackburn hit 10 at Harrogate? (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 21:20:29
- Harrogate Marshing On Together (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 21:38:37
3rd round draw at 22.15 on Sky. Home tie would be good (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 20:25:19
- 🖕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 21:58:41
- Home to 1p5wich or away to Sutton please (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 30, 20:50:57
  - Would also take Salford or Lincoln away (n/m) (NCFC) - col canary, Aug 30, 21:52:17
    - Lincoln away, yes please (n/m) (NCFC) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Aug 30, 21:55:04
Ellis Simms (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 30, 19:18:20
- I thought she was a swimmer (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 19:26:41
7m bid for Cannon (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 30, 17:40:35
- So that's why we're selling Andy O (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 30, 19:04:37
- Maybe the Milwaukee boys have thrown some wedge in (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 30, 18:47:33
  - With our good start it would make sense (n/m) (NCFC) - shortfatb, Aug 30, 18:59:31
  - Share issue almost finalised ? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 18:50:59
- I'd offer £15m and go from there. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 18:43:18
- Bit embarrassing for the local journos that Sky broke the news (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 30, 18:34:15
  - not really. sky more likely to have contacts with the seller who is more likely to leak (n/m) (NCFC) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Aug 30, 18:42:50
  - Probably not allowed to (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 18:42:37
  - They also missed the Forshaw signing, despite claiming it was 'no surprise' after the fact (n/m) (NCFC) - SenatusAcademicus, Aug 30, 18:36:37
    - You got any ITK news for us 😜? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 18:51:33
      - Nothing right now :( (n/m) (NCFC) - SenatusAcademicus, Aug 30, 19:07:53
- Given that Everton have a grand total of 0 Goals so far this season (NCFC) - Saucerer, Aug 30, 18:25:58
  - this is were we shop ... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 30, 18:48:07
  - 8 in 20 at Preston is a good return (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 18:33:09
    - Agree, so why aren't Everton giving him a chance given they can't score (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Aug 30, 18:47:34
- do you think oink un will come out with quips like... (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 30, 18:11:17
  - Cannon balls it up in front of goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Wild Edric, Aug 30, 18:16:18
    - haha .. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 30, 18:19:46
  - They rented the house next to me for a summer season in Yarmouth in the ‘80s (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 18:15:40
    - Before he found God? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 19:21:09
    - Bit of a shit headline, that (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 30, 18:45:32
- Rock on Tommy! 👍🏼 (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 30, 18:05:36
  - Hopefully starts firing straight away (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 18:07:40
- 8/20 for pne... (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 30, 18:04:11
  - Looking at when those goals came (NCFC) - BungysPie, Aug 30, 18:51:44
  - Youtube highlights reel here (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 30, 18:04:54
    - chairs 51eve (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Aug 30, 18:12:52
    - Looks composed in front of goal with a bit of pace and strength 👍🏼 (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 30, 18:08:29
    - You be le judge whether you think he's worth 7m (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 30, 18:05:19
- Everton's Loans Pathway Manager is James Vaughan. (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 30, 18:01:26
- Southwell confirmed we want to get a deal done (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 18:00:55
  - Well he’s confirmed we’re interested (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 18:02:45
- Rather have Frank (one for the teenagers there) (n/m) (NCFC) - Wild Edric, Aug 30, 17:59:43
- He's one for the future and (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Aug 30, 17:59:09
- Rather have Bobby Ball (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 17:58:28
- Chunk of the Andy O money ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 17:54:37
- Er x (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 30, 17:52:00
- Never heard of him (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:45:17
  - Frank Cannon?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonzo, Aug 30, 17:59:24
  - He'd need to be a bit special for £7m,no chance. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 17:47:07
    - Few clubs been sniffing around (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:48:29
      - Alan Nixon at the sun seems to have the inside track on him (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 30, 17:54:39
        
        Well it makes little sense to me unless it's for next year in the premier.or perhaps Sarg (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 18:01:21
        
        He said Boro were making a late bid this morning (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:57:52
        
        £7m from a team that can't score for toffee.Maybe £2m up front but those numbers just (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 18:16:59
        
        I see what you did there (NCFC) - Old Splat, Aug 30, 18:27:10
        
        Not sure why people are questioning that fee (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 18:22:34
        
        Especially when £7m would be the total fee (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 30, 18:35:30
        
        We’ve sold players and may be moving on Andy O (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 18:21:30
        
        I see. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 18:21:56
        
        £7m is about £100k in old money (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 30, 18:25:52
        
        Vmt,can't believe anyone is against this deal tbh. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 30, 18:28:47
        
        Encouraging that sky say he wants to join us ? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 18:00:57
        
        You’d think he’ll join if that’s the case (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 18:04:05
        
        Southwell says we’re trying to a deal (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 30, 18:00:49
    - I'd be surprised if Sky are just making this up (NCFC) - Kev, Aug 30, 17:47:56
      - Er x (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 30, 17:52:27
      - Lol (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 30, 17:50:13
      - We’ve barely spent anything tbf (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:49:34
Connor Southwell post match video… (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 13:53:58
- If he is going, one would assume we have something lined up (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 30, 14:14:38
- He is going to Leeds…. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 30, 13:57:38
  - He'll want PL.Why the fuck would he go to Leeds? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 14:36:30
  - Fulham/ Forest or Sheff U I reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 30, 13:58:11
When does the transfer window SLAM shut? (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 30, 07:57:43
- It will close gently for us. Like a newly installed Anglian Home Improvements one (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 08:15:33
  - Or a Poll Withey? (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 30, 08:20:43
- Looked this up yesterday - Friday, 11pm (n/m) (NCFC) - TheGrump, Aug 30, 07:59:05
  - Then the Saudis will come for Kenny..... (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 30, 08:19:34
It's months, not weeks for Sarge (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 29, 22:12:00
- Saxon Earley, formerly of NCFC, has just done the same (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 29, 23:51:35
- He said 'month' (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 22:18:04
  - he's german, he clearly meant months (n/m) (NCFC) - Cable Gap Pioneer, Aug 29, 22:41:16
  - He may need surgery it’s months especially … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 29, 22:24:04
- Shitty news albeit not unexpected (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Aug 29, 22:13:14
- What exactly happened to him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Aug 29, 22:12:23
  - Head (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 29, 22:15:05
1-1 penalties (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 22:06:34
- they won 3-1 on pens (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Aug 29, 22:12:07
- Woeful pens from Reading, they are a poor side. (n/m) (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Aug 29, 22:11:17
Reading are such a tinpot club. (n/m) (NCFC) - BarclayBazzin, Aug 29, 21:47:21
- Binnerboy will have to ask mama to stay up a bit later tonight 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - Hit Squadie, Aug 29, 21:57:44
  - Imagine missing a train...and having to leave Reading to travel to that shithole (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 21:59:51
- Scum hanging on according to Five Live (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 21:53:31
- 2-2 now...pens possibly (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Aug 29, 21:51:13
Bournemouth away please (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 21:34:42
- Ideal from Portsmouth (n/m) (NCFC) - um_gah, Aug 29, 21:52:11
- Sheffield utd, Doncaster Rovers, or Salford away please (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Aug 29, 21:51:03
- Sutton United home (n/m) (NCFC) - Thorpey_C, Aug 29, 21:36:49
- Ipswich at home please (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 29, 21:35:42
  - Assuming they overcome League One Reading. Still time to go there (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 21:46:19
    - win win (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Aug 29, 21:47:43
      - Penalties to look forward to (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 22:01:35
Pla get in there (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 20:54:52
Plachetta never gonna score (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Aug 29, 20:25:10
- Well done, Sir! (n/m) (NCFC) - derbyshire canary, Aug 29, 20:57:02
- Standard (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Aug 29, 20:56:12
- The ultimate textbook (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 20:56:10
- Classic. (n/m) (NCFC) - canary_wharf, Aug 29, 20:55:13
- Claims the assist for the goal (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 29, 20:54:17
- Lovely textbook! (n/m) (NCFC) - Drinkell, Aug 29, 20:53:35
- TEXTBOOK BOOM (n/m) (NCFC) - 51eve, Aug 29, 20:53:33
Brain worms are a thing (General Chat) - KevinBond, Aug 29, 13:16:13
- The joys of Australia (General Chat) - paulg, Aug 29, 17:25:03
- USAC's surgeon still searching for the brain attached to the schlub's worm (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 13:45:21
  - OK.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 29, 15:58:49
- Urgh,like those eye worms you can get in china😭 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 29, 13:31:16
- Must be like being married (General Chat) - inutero, Aug 29, 13:31:07
  - LOL. Pulled out painfully via the wallet (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 13:46:59
Hmmm. This Kuchta doesn't sound like the type we like in the squad... (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 29, 11:50:30
- Probing the situation (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 29, 13:25:31
  - This part seems very profound (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 29, 13:51:42
- They said Kuchta Go-Go. You are too shy (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 11:58:34
Bristol City 1 Norwich City 3 (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 09:55:29
Hope Kenny doesn’t try and force a move to Leeds (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 29, 09:22:48
- Lots of players having a strop, forcing moves at the moment. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 29, 15:41:26
- Depends if he wants one last decent move (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 29, 10:21:05
  - Pretty sure his home is just outside Norwich. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 29, 14:49:44
- My only worry (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 29, 10:06:54
- Think he's enjoying captaincy too much to leave (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 09:34:39
- Two things people often miss out on: (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 29, 09:26:48
- As far as I can tell, so don't bmtp (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 29, 09:25:04
  - Bookmarked (NCFC) - CWC, Aug 29, 10:45:37
    - Isn't marriage the driver? winkyface (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Aug 29, 13:41:03
The games “come thick and fast” (sounds like a video montage I’m familiar with) (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 29, 08:00:31
- Category would be Rainy Tuesday Night (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 09:00:18
Wordle - Birdie (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 29, 05:47:31
- Five (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Aug 29, 09:50:04
- phew (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 29, 09:19:01
- Par for the horse (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 29, 09:00:50
- TWO! Yes 2, mutherfunkers. (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 29, 08:52:42
- Nooo! You cannot be serious (General Chat) - revsimon, Aug 29, 07:59:33
- 🐥 for ⛳ (General Chat) - Saucerer, Aug 29, 07:40:41
- 5 (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 29, 07:38:59
- 🐥 (General Chat) - Cellophane Flowers, Aug 29, 06:58:44
£4m bid from Leeds for McLean rejected (NCFC) - BungysPie, Aug 28, 21:56:25
- Farke. Let it go. Get players from elsewhere. Our squad have moved on (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 29, 06:11:53
- I think he'd want the move. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 28, 23:12:51
  - but he signed a new contract in November until 2025 with a 1 year option (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Aug 28, 23:20:01
    - Think he’s settled here (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Aug 28, 23:35:19
- Disappointed in Farke...he can see we are a major threat for one of the two spots he needs (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 22:53:32
- Cheeky fuckers. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 28, 22:17:29
- I heard we would not accept less than 15 (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 28, 22:01:50
- We want 8-10 apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 28, 21:58:35
  - Mind I ask where you saw that? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Aug 28, 22:07:28
    - Some reporting of the bid - might be bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 29, 00:49:55
    - He saw it up his own arse (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 22:55:05
What is goin’ orn’ (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 28, 17:54:29
- Your constant stream of shit beat me a few years ago (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 28, 18:16:52
  - As long as you realize that USAC is basically David Brent on a speedball. (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 28, 18:59:54
    - Met Police raping and murdering womwn NHS nurses murdering babies (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Aug 28, 22:49:53
      - nurse (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Aug 28, 23:00:42
- If they are having to spend a week with you it might be worth double checking (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 17:55:58
  - Exactly how long did you spend on coming up with such a shit response… (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 28, 18:02:12
Scrimmage at 6pm. Boy Westy is guesting on there (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 17:08:09
- Butler and Reevo using him to make themselves look good sad (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 28, 22:38:58
Listen up shlubs... (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 28, 13:09:44
- That's a Jacuzzi numbnuts. Fucking hot tub. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 28, 14:36:48
  - Ok shlub-nuts Jacuzzi is a brand name… (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 28, 16:53:46
- Thas a ja coo zee hintut? (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 13:40:58
  - FFS see above…. (General Chat) - usacanary, Aug 28, 16:54:54
- Don't go wee wee. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 13:19:38
Those Spaniards are a crazy lot (Other Football) - SCC 28, Aug 28, 12:39:35
- You can see where Luis gets his (Other Football) - Under soil heating, Aug 28, 14:55:06
- I take your hunger strike and raise you two bullet Russian Roulette (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 12:40:47
Crossbars don't do that in the modern era.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 09:44:43
- Big Joe actually played for Norwich briefly.... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 28, 13:07:25
  - I was trying to think of my first game, would have been around 1984 I reckon.. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 13:19:04
- Did you know that many of the top stadia use goals made in Loooowstoft? (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 28, 10:35:17
  - Harrods (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 28, 11:45:56
  - Cool! That first ghoul pic when you scroll down must be Coolknee? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 10:38:29
    - Or to use the technical name - the 4G Swivel Portaghoul. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 10:39:47
      - £6,344.80 Inc. VAT? 'avin a larff bor hit yu? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 10:41:11
- Didn't some grounds still have square goalposts until the PL era? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 09:59:59
  - Ahh Jumpers for goalposts...Welcro stantions (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 28, 12:08:21
    - And its spelt Stanchion (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Aug 28, 12:11:40
  - Hampden Park was known for them (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 28, 10:52:07
  - Wonder how many grounds had a roblin reliant for each match (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 10:15:29
    - Used to be a whole row of them near the snakepit area? (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 10:52:55
      - Invacar was the actual name of them (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 28, 11:10:37
- … (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Aug 28, 09:48:47
  - Did you know that the World Ruler Twanging Championships are held each year in (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Aug 28, 11:16:16
    - Excellent river to canoe down! Let down by memories of being forced... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 11:22:37
  - :O) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 10:09:00
Latest City View up.... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 08:12:49
- Loving the first half Jonny Rowe aggro! 🤫 (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 28, 13:26:57
- Big Old Man Hugs At The End Of The Match (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 28, 09:17:00
  - Wagner had to jump up to hug Duffy lol (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 28, 11:42:34
    - Textbook ass slap as well (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 28, 13:37:20
    - We do have some big old lads in the team these days! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 28, 12:15:05
- Refreshing stuff and thank-you for the link DD (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 08:53:24
Bank Holiday Birdie (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 28, 06:31:05
- Solidity in my par. (n/m) (General Chat) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 28, 08:53:51
- 3 (General Chat) - revsimon, Aug 28, 08:18:25
- 4 (General Chat) - Cellophane Flowers, Aug 28, 08:11:14
- Birdie Three (Dog Night....) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Aug 28, 08:01:57
- Not a Bank Holiday (i'm in Scotland) FOUR (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 28, 07:59:21
- Birdie (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Aug 28, 07:42:02
- 🦅 (General Chat) - The Gaffer, Aug 28, 07:40:43
- 4 (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 28, 07:32:51
Sheff-lolled United (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 15:54:08
- 200 prem wins for Pep. One of the greatest ever (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 27, 16:45:43
It’s already clear why Burnley loved Barnes - the man is a twat on the pitch (NCFC) - BigGrantHolt, Aug 27, 10:13:33
- I thought Max was a teat on the pitch but... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 27, 12:27:36
- Grant Holt (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 27, 11:40:50
- Mike Milligan (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 27, 11:34:05
- Bellamy? (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 10:52:21
- Trevor Hockey (n/m) (NCFC) - canary_wharf, Aug 27, 10:50:31
- Don’t think we’ve had enough over the years (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Aug 27, 10:43:20
- Mattias Svensson (n/m) (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 27, 10:40:01
  - Who remembers when brain dead idiots slagged him off because Iwan wasn't playing (NCFC) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 27, 14:58:44
- Pape Diop 😁 (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Aug 27, 10:25:38
- Gary Megson , Garry O'Neill, Craig Fleming (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Aug 27, 10:23:29
- Bradshaw was a twat of the pitch as well (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 27, 10:23:19
- Fleck (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Aug 27, 10:21:54
  - I dont agree about Flecky. I can remember oppo (NCFC) - Azteca, Aug 27, 11:33:36
Am I wrong to think this pic gives me faith the injury may not be as bad as first thought. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 27, 08:45:54
- Possible smokescreen to deter bids (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 10:53:47
- What awful tattoos (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Aug 27, 09:04:20
  - I’m inclined to say (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 27, 11:48:28
  - I think the one above his sock is paying homage to this masterpiece (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Aug 27, 10:36:59
- I live in hope, foolish though it might be, (NCFC) - Chicken, Aug 27, 08:53:26
- That is there to stop his foot falling off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 27, 08:51:21
  - At least it's not a neck collar in that case. :) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 27, 08:54:26
- Fingers and toes crossed but only a scan will reveal the true extent of the damage. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Aug 27, 08:50:36
Bristol City and Rotherham away then Stoke at home. Another 3 for Rowe? (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 06:56:27
- Presume he'll get a rest in the Brizzle game (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Aug 27, 09:49:43
Nice little Birdie to start the Bank Holiday Sunday (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 27, 06:52:28
- Total Fail. Too many choices. (NCFC) - The Gaffer, Aug 27, 08:48:21
- Birdie (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 27, 07:00:58
- 🐥 so nearly a 🦅 (NCFC) - Cellophane Flowers, Aug 27, 06:57:32
- Massive 3 points (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 27, 06:57:05
Has Michael Bailey given up? (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 26, 19:58:03
- Th'Athletic aren't covering the lesser lights of The Championship. Same with Saints. (n/m) (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 26, 21:49:45
  - This was the update on the Saints feed...... (NCFC) - JD3, Aug 26, 21:52:11
- He did say on his last podcast there would be a month break or so.from reporting (NCFC) - I Am H2O, Aug 26, 21:18:19
  - There is no money in niche teams. (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 21:25:46
- His head fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 26, 20:33:47
- dunno if this is unpopular, but always found him smug. has an aura (NCFC) - fal5taff, Aug 26, 20:14:57
  - You are SCC....and I collect my prize (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 21:26:42
  - Not being a 'yokel' shouldn't make you fear or suspicious of him (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 20:31:32
    - Hi Michael why are you not writing articles anymore? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Breadstick, Aug 26, 20:50:36
    - Foysc🖕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 20:45:42
      - Why are you so 'pathetic'? Serious question. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 22:09:28
      - #owned (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 22:02:20
  - Certainly agreed on the smug thing (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 26, 20:29:01
    - The irony (n/m) (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Aug 26, 20:39:36
      - 🤪🤪🤪 hi Danny Mills (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 26, 20:56:56
  - You cant say things like that on here (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 26, 20:18:12
    - Blub, blub, blub. Get a grip snowflake. (n/m) (NCFC) - Boyer, Aug 26, 21:55:19
      - Fuck I'm good, another one (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 26, 22:05:33
    - I've never read the bloke,I'm 52,but you are talking bollocks again.And who gives a duck (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 20:44:33
      - Point proven (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 26, 20:45:56
        
        Pissed yes.but come on man,I'm giving you an almost independent video can't (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 20:50:13
        
        Not video.I think it view. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 20:52:30
    - no clues why, he's just a bang average footy reporter (NCFC) - fal5taff, Aug 26, 20:22:34
      - bang average klaxon (n/m) (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Aug 26, 20:45:19
      - End of the day hes a fan. (NCFC) - ParrotPuncher, Aug 26, 20:35:21
- We were n 0-4,away. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 20:06:30
- It's no fun when we keep winning... (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 26, 20:02:34
Is plucky Brightons’s premiership dream turning sour? X (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Aug 26, 19:29:30
- If you continue to sell your best player eventually... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 26, 21:27:47
- No it's just the way they play. Another day they would have won that game 4-3 (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Aug 26, 21:10:59
- why? (n/m) (Other Football) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 19:54:19
  - He asked a question (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 19:58:53
- No (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Aug 26, 19:31:12
Warlock reckons that apart the goals (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 26, 19:23:10
- Surprised he didn’t blame the ref for all 4 goals (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 26, 23:39:35
- I nearly said "him agreed" , what the duck do people want? (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 19:29:06
  - I don't know what the "him" but meant or came from (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 19:39:39
- Its like an elderley neighbour spouting utter shyte. Smile and agree with him (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 19:25:49
  - I'll not do that.🖕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 19:29:45
Fantastic performance, fantastic atmosphere, fantastic day (NCFC) - DiscoDale, Aug 26, 19:17:31
- 👍👍👍👍 (NCFC) - Bertie Russell, Aug 26, 20:45:41
- Have seen him take so many heavy falls (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 19:23:48
- 😊 I’m enjoying this season (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 26, 19:21:49
First time in Championship history (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 26, 18:31:54
- Interesting stattage (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 26, 23:27:05
- It’s all noise (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Aug 26, 19:32:35
- The 6 pointers will be absolutely key this season (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 18:43:59
  - 🖕 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 19:05:12
Dorries resigns now!? What next? A blow job from Lara Croft? (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 18:12:53
- Foysc.👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Aug 26, 19:05:49
  - Lovely. (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 19:25:01
Sarge ankle injury looks serious and very swollen … (NCFC) - loz, Aug 26, 17:40:09
- I blame brexit (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Aug 26, 18:08:07
- I sense this might be being overplayed to deter a potential bid (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 18:02:31
- they will get a better idea once the swelling goes down (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 26, 17:54:39
- Ex Valencia and Spain U21 striker available on a free (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 26, 17:46:03
  - And Alexis Sánchez - maybe Nunez can convince him to come for a season (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 26, 17:47:50
- Andy Carroll available (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Aug 26, 17:46:00
  - Some better options above (n/m) (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 26, 17:48:07
- Yeah, a loan til Jan would do. Idah can step in. Still want to know how serious it is in (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Aug 26, 17:45:18
Must be shit being a Ipshit Scum fan tonight (NCFC) - ChampsChamps2023, Aug 26, 17:32:42
- Oh NOOOOOOOO How AWFUL (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 26, 18:03:17