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C'mon The Blues (n/m) (NCFC) - magicsback, Apr 13, 12:13:25
- Utterly against the run of play (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 13, 12:15:03
- FUCK OFF SCUM CUNT (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 12:14:02
SUPER CHED (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 12:06:31
this might work (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:56:00
5live sports extra coverage has started (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 11:50:33
- Noooo it's that woman who CANNOT commentate! (NCFC) - steven, Apr 13, 11:53:29
  - token bird (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Apr 13, 11:56:08
    - I have nothing wrong with having a woman commentating... (NCFC) - steven, Apr 13, 11:57:08
      - Has she got a nice arse to compensate? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 11:58:34
        
        ... (NCFC) - steven, Apr 13, 12:00:32
        
        Oral sex is the only answer (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 12:04:30
        
        that's a yes then - i'm warming to her (n/m) (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Apr 13, 12:01:32
        
        just don't ever listen to her commentaries then. (NCFC) - steven, Apr 13, 12:03:59
      - *are not (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Apr 13, 11:58:05
  - me too (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 13, 11:55:22
    - not because she is a woman, but she is shit (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:56:49
      - Yup. Give me Chris Gorham any day. (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Apr 13, 11:57:46
        
        Arrr, thass a fuckun...no hang on, fuckun...thass a....no woss tha round thing again.... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 11:59:27
        
        YYEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 12:05:39
- good (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:51:58
Need to boss the midfield (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 11:41:08
- Yes, their team (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 13, 11:42:51
  - WHO? (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 13, 11:56:44
  - dublin to revenge bywater (re: city v derby last season) (n/m) (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Apr 13, 11:44:58
  - Looks like they've got Haynes on the right wing? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 11:43:49
    - could end up 3-3 (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:45:51
Curo, Dublin and Evans all start - is Fotheringham suspended as he's out? (n/m) (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Apr 13, 11:34:21
- he has been ill (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:35:24
teams (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 13, 11:34:00
- shackell dropped again (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:36:53
  - Huge changes all round this summer... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 11:37:53
- So he started Curo then...and where IS Fozzy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 11:34:36
  - 3-pronged attack + Huckerby (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 13, 11:36:30
    - into 'em (n/m) (NCFC) - thebarclayprince, Apr 13, 11:38:48
    - i cant understand what croft has done wrong (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:38:19
      - Impact sub? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 13, 11:39:53
        
        Can he turn around a 3-0 deficit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 11:40:11
      - Well I'm really not confident now! (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 11:39:45
        
        i trust roeder 100% (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:44:00
        
        We've only got two central midfielders on the pitch. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 13, 11:45:59
        
        don't mind me, i'm not with it (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:50:38
    - shit or bust? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 13, 11:37:57
      - Not 'alf (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 13, 11:39:25
        
        I doubt the Ipshit defense (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 13, 11:42:29
        
        I'm not convinced (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Apr 13, 11:59:01
fuck me thorne scored again. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 13, 11:16:21
- dont tell pant FFS (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:17:56
  - if he hasn't already (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 13, 11:22:46
What's gone on at Luton? (Other Football) - lurd, Apr 13, 11:05:56
- shit ground, shit fans (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:10:28
  - I know a few luton fans; they're good lads (Other Football) - lurd, Apr 13, 11:12:19
    - i don't think any team with such a small ground can (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:15:29
I CAN'T BEAR THE WAITING... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 13, 10:55:13
- nor me (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 13, 11:04:32
WOTB leeting itself down (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 17:01:05
- Here you go (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 12, 17:04:32
  - skinny bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 17:09:37
  - I think thats what one would call the receiving position (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 12, 17:07:02
    - Yes - you'll notice how skillfully I've been airbrushed out of that picture (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 12, 17:12:13
- not to mention spelling errors (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 12, 17:02:39
  - No. It's a web reference to being 'leet'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 12, 17:06:29
    - gerordie accent in honour of lee clark (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 17:12:11
  - brom knew (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 17:03:59
    - Many happy returns...get your tits out (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Apr 12, 17:04:58
      - believe me (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 17:08:57
Leicester draw (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 12, 16:53:42
- Barnsley win (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 12, 16:53:55
  - Coventry lose (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 12, 16:55:01
    - Southampton draw (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 12, 16:56:46
      - ipsit lose (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 16:57:30
        
        thats ipshit ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 16:58:59
- WW2! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 12, 16:53:53
Derby 0-6 Villa (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 12, 16:44:35
- "Derby will have the best keeper in the Championship next season" (Other Football) - steven, Apr 12, 16:48:49
- I reckon the're down (n/m) (Other Football) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 12, 16:45:02
- Fuck me, have they put Earnie in goal? (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Apr 12, 16:44:57
  - They're fielding a team full of Dwarfs (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 12, 16:50:54
  - reserve keeper aparantly (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 16:48:21
Colchester 1 up! Phew x1000 (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 12, 16:35:32
- Would leave us needing 5 points from 4 games to ensure survival (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 12, 16:42:05
- The way Holloway sounded this morning he looked like a beaten man (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:38:54
  - i'll love it if leicester go down (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 16:43:36
    - would be a compensation for Soton staying up I guess (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 12, 16:44:08
      - i can't stand mandric (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 12, 16:45:53
  - failure to engage brain before speaking is entertaining to some (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 12, 16:40:07
  - This is the key game really... (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 12, 16:40:01
    - Agreed. I was just thinking that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 12, 16:41:58
- New table (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 12, 16:37:27
  - An undoubtedly helpful service (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 12, 16:38:29
    - I wanted to make it look like I was clever.... thanks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 12, 16:39:21
- Good side Colchester...desc the scum last week (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 12, 16:36:36
  - must be good (n/m) (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 12, 16:38:36
    - Maybe we'll signed their star scorer :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 16:39:58
      - only for him to look a shadow of his former self the following year, you mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 12, 16:41:58
        
        hahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 12, 17:08:32
  - destroyed (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 12, 16:36:49
Pete Doherty is a Norwich fan (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 10, 12:48:41
- My dad is in that picture (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 10, 13:20:23
- he is most deifinitely a QPR fan... (General Chat) - Thomo, Apr 10, 13:00:29
  - he wrote the fanzine himself - All Quiet On The Western Avenue (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 10, 13:04:14
- he has yellow teeth to prove it (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 10, 12:52:09
- Well I can see a load of Norwich fans none of whom look remotely like Pete Doherty. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 10, 12:50:52
  - If you squint a bit and really stretch the boundaries of what "looks like" actually means. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 12:51:55
    - Phil Mitchell bottom left. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 10, 13:05:48
    - its the geezer with the blue shellsuit (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 10, 12:56:28
      - must look a bit like him (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 10, 12:58:25
        
        well he did say where the bloke was in the photo (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Apr 10, 13:01:21
  - That's what I was thinking! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 10, 12:51:34
Thanks for everybody who had read HKF, I received so many responses of that and thanks! (NCFC) - XXL16, Apr 10, 12:29:51
- you could break your duck by having a portion while watching the game from the hotel (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Apr 10, 13:23:18
  - Hands up who thinks David will understand "break your duck" ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 13:30:53
- david i got married in the boardroom at carrow rd (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 10, 12:46:08
- not sure they'll actually allow you to do it on the pitch... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 10, 12:40:54
  - Would be better than the current half-time entertainment. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 10, 12:43:13
    - Meeting Garry Brooke in the Barclay Bar for a pint? Surely not? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 10, 12:44:31
      - I was thinking more of an overweight man in a tight fitting City shirt trying to score (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 10, 13:02:00
        
        He'll be up the arse when he read that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 10, 13:05:49
        
        Too fucking right! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 11, 13:34:24
        
        We wouldn't want any back door shennanigans on the hallowed turf. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 10, 13:15:38
- How about XXL16 & Daphne to lead the pre-match OTBC on the pitch. Back of the net. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 10, 12:31:14
  - I would pay extra for that (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 10, 12:32:03
- You should really take her for a test drive before committing (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 10, 12:30:19
  - lol (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 10, 12:31:38
Just had a call from Darren Huckerby!!!!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 10, 12:16:37
- me also (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 10, 12:44:28
- Me too (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 10, 12:19:59
Live Bum Squeaking Table Here..Col U relegated tonight (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 9, 21:09:57
- that league puts us well in the shit (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 9, 21:11:49
2-0 Barnsley: Watford are a joke (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 9, 20:57:09
- leicester in the relegation zone (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 9, 21:06:11
- No they are (Other Football) - pants, Apr 9, 21:02:36
  - n't (Other Football) - pants, Apr 9, 21:03:06
- And another (n/m) (Other Football) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 9, 21:01:04
  - Odejayi again (Other Football) - pants, Apr 9, 21:03:23
- Shame.. their 21st century stadium deserves so much better (n/m) (Other Football) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 9, 21:00:47
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 9, 21:08:14
How come.... (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 6, 14:15:33
- I'll get back to you, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 6, 14:35:31
  - Just wondered , the scouse derby was allowed to kick off at 4 . (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 6, 14:37:01
    - Doubt it, I supposed to be going Leeds Carlisle last week but it's a 12.15 kick off (NCFC) - pants, Apr 6, 15:44:07
      - this weekend coming I mean (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 6, 15:44:22
    - i think the difference (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 6, 14:58:42
      - fair point.. (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 6, 15:05:29
        
        i reckon if the norfolk/suffolk police (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 6, 15:10:07
My ratings (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 6, 10:33:35
- Little bit harsh on Russell and Fozzy (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 6, 11:21:25
  - *what's not to like* *rarely put a foot wrong* (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 6, 11:36:55
- matty patterson my mom as well (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 6, 10:36:35
FACT (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 4, 12:41:44
- So... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 4, 12:55:44
- all at work are chipping in to get her a card (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 4, 12:51:14
- Claire Balding's Country Slice (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 4, 12:43:21
Smoking ban, evolution. (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 11:35:16
- You're weird (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Apr 4, 12:02:23
  - thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 13:07:26
    - Pleasure, it was an observation, not a criticism ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Apr 4, 14:55:23
      - haha, took it as one (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 15:03:55
- What's that got to do with the smoking ban? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 4, 11:39:55
  - Because they've obviously been put in through the lost revenue (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 11:40:54
    - Are you saying that they were not there before (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 4, 12:09:21
    - Passive gambling is a bitch... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 11:42:19
      - I also now see the enormity of mates problems (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 11:45:02
        
        or c) loaded, so 750 quid is peanuts. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 11:47:00
        
        true (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 11:52:15
        
        Those roulette machines are pure evil (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 4, 12:02:16
        
        A local businessman I know (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 4, 12:21:17
        
        Heard some horror stories about old boys putting there life savings into those (General Chat) - Small, Apr 4, 12:41:55
        
        they always seem to let you win a little (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 4, 12:27:34
        
        On a 75% machine payout (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Apr 4, 12:37:39
        
        Which begs the question - (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 12:43:27
        
        why play real roulette ? (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 4, 12:53:04
        
        Well, I like the flashing lights (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 4, 12:45:09
        
        Mmmm, you clearly have a very different definition of (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 12:30:52
        
        Personally, I'd blame the man not the machine (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 4, 12:27:16
        
        Is the correct answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 4, 12:33:41
        
        Indeed. Hopefully it was his money and not the business' (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 12:31:38
        
        Anatural reaction (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 4, 12:31:33
        
        I suppose the secret of any vice is never to start. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 4, 12:34:03
        
        True, but there is help. Staying out of pubs would be a good first (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 12:33:45
- really? (General Chat) - Rofl_Harris, Apr 4, 11:37:41
  - it is actually (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 11:39:48
I have £6 in my Betfair account and want a surefire winner for the Grand Nationals please. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 4, 11:28:42
- As near as I can get to a surefire winner (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 4, 12:23:23
- If Monkerhostin is in it, put it on him. A full monk on job (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 4, 11:59:50
  - I done Simon. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 4, 12:01:51
    - Thought you'd have gone for Ossmoses (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 4, 12:48:22
    - What about Clare Balding's Mary? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 4, 12:02:59
      - Is that the same as Claire's Balding Mary? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 4, 12:06:03
      - Is chewed on by Alice Arnold, the Radio 4 newsreader. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 4, 12:05:09
        
        Good Lord! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 4, 12:18:20
        
        They done got married (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 4, 12:19:11
        
        Sounds like Chiswick is a hotbed of lady-love. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 4, 12:40:43
        
        and dog walkers, although (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 12:48:30
        
        no problems with a rug muncher (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 4, 12:29:19
- pick one of the 5 favourites and go each way (General Chat) - pants, Apr 4, 11:37:28
  - The National is not a lottery. (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 4, 12:11:24
- I'm going for Red Rum again. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:30:08
  - Good luck with that (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 4, 11:32:26
    - Don't need it, it's a dead cert (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:35:35
- simon (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 4, 11:29:46
  - ^^^ THe man on the wireless this morning said "Simon" too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 4, 11:34:51
  - Is Ash good at this sort of thing? - I know Ric likes a good ole punt. Might nip in for a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 4, 11:31:20
    - ash bets every day (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 4, 11:32:47
dodgy transfer website latest (NCFC) - roland rat, Apr 3, 11:57:58
- Always been a fan of Wade Elliot (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 3, 14:02:31
- Most of that sounds feasible (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 3, 13:58:00
- Palace and Watford showing interest in Russell! That's the part that gives it.. (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Apr 3, 12:01:38
  - if russell hadn't been sent off twice he'd be player of the season (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 12:05:35
    - I've been impressed with rusty post Roeder. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 3, 12:42:31
    - agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 3, 12:09:46
  - Sounds odd... (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 3, 12:05:20
    - ncfc needs more midfielders, and defenders who chip in (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 12:06:42
I am mildly amused that "Dawn goes Lesbian" is the second most popular show on BBC iPlayer (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 3, 11:44:17
- read a review of that (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 3, 11:55:24
- Saw a short bit of that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 3, 11:45:42
- i saw the programme on the telly (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 11:45:40
  - Saw it too. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 3, 12:09:13
    - and the one she watched loads of ladies giving birth (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 12:14:14
      - I think we "missed" that one. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 3, 12:15:34
- Are you downloading it then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 3, 11:45:31
  - Not after AB's synopsis, no. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 3, 11:46:37
    - she did get a snog off her housemate (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 11:47:42
      - Thought she just got bezzies with big nose? (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 3, 12:39:58
      - who is dawn? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 3, 11:51:11
        
        she is a jurno who tried to turn into a lesser (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 12:01:47
        
        I think she should have realised when every night she went to bed going (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 3, 12:07:25
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 12:10:50
        
        thanks (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 3, 12:04:59
        
        i think she'd let you (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 3, 12:08:01
Am I the only one who is slightly concerned (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 2, 15:42:44
- yes (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 15:45:04
  - sounds good (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 2, 15:46:11
We're going down... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 15:40:43
- on a kangaroo (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 15:41:36
  - Whatever gets you through the day matey (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 15:43:42
Last game of the season scenario (NCFC) - Ian S, Apr 2, 15:24:22
- interesting, I suppose we need to pray for Sheff utd to keep winning (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 15:25:45
- & do you think we will lose 6-0 & take 8000? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 15:25:18
  - and i go to the game dressed as batman and meet berlin canary (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 15:35:13
  - and we get Bentley to play and stand about like absolute cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 15:26:16
    - Get him to come first in a drumming competition. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 15:27:12
      - And buy loads and loads of cars and geese. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 15:28:32
        
        and have sutch play, then watch has he volleys clear a lobbed toilet roll instead of the (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 15:30:35
        
        Obviously whoever lobbed it on was tired of the shit on display. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 2, 15:34:20
        
        chucking toilet rolls was great and should be brought back (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 15:38:27
        
        Yeah but that could have had someone's eye out - good job he was there... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 15:32:12
So are we going to stay up then? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 14:54:58
- What? Like, well late? Past 10pm or something? Wheezer idea (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:58:36
  - 10pm isn't late (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 15:03:10
    - I finished masticing my bath at eleven last night. Eleven! Imagine that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 15:05:42
      - Where's your bath then? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 15:25:35
        
        Sideways... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 15:28:12
        
        In the bathroom. Also at home. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 15:28:08
      - I'm a man (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 15:06:34
        
        Mastic, you spastic. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 15:09:14
        
        i did some of that a couple of weeks ago (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 2, 16:33:59
      - shameless (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 15:06:11
        
        good programme (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 15:36:19
        
        I use to like skins but it's about as uplifting as fucking eastenders these days. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 15:38:30
        
        What if they're fit? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 2, 16:03:30
    - it is for Panda's (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 15:04:18
      - Yes, yes it is (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 15:06:17
        
        yes it is (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 15:09:31
        
        that pants bloke he's stupet. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 2, 15:06:50
- yep (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 14:56:00
Izzer Jizzer better yetter? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 2, 14:40:09
- not been seen for a foo days (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 15:40:56
  - I like jizzer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 2, 16:28:14
  - do you know him? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 16:09:46
    - I want to know if he has "Jizzer" on the back of his City shirt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 16:46:42
      - He's on the Wrath FaceFace group (General Chat) - Small, Apr 2, 17:01:41
On Sunday night, my mate was sick at a gig. (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 2, 12:46:37
- i honked monday (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 13:28:57
  - This bloke was bonged off his titters. (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 2, 13:31:55
Normal for Norfolk Online Store Launched! (NCFC) - pingers, Apr 2, 12:39:56
- Nice Spam (NCFC) - Cannydc, Apr 2, 13:23:46
  - Oh, and (NCFC) - Cannydc, Apr 2, 13:33:50
    - i'm so fit (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 13:53:26
      - I had an easter egg (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 2, 14:51:22
        
        healthy (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 15:28:14
      - this post above is quite obviously in the wrong place^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 13:56:53
Билеты на любые спектакли и концерты в Москве по самым (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 12:20:06
- Really? Tickets to any plays and concerts in Moscow on the the very? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 2, 13:47:21
- is it foreign ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 2, 12:28:25
- about 3.30 I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 2, 12:24:48
  - Something about camels at the end there I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 12:25:55
- yes please (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 12:22:14
i've just lost a rolex (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 12:01:08
- It's in The Freemasons, Mark has sello'd it to his forred (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 12:07:15
  - i went in the freemasons and the kings on monday (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 12:14:15
    - I have never, ever, never, ever seen you in The King's - only The Freemasons. Seen Flecky (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 12:17:28
      - the funeral wake was at arkwrights (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 12:20:41
        
        I want to go in Arkwights - what's it like? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 12:30:00
        
        its cheap (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 12:32:57
        
        Do you have to be a member, get signed in? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 12:34:02
        
        i'm not sure (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 13:26:21
        
        Me and Mrs mbk done a car boot about 5 years ago - big ole one on the Reepham Road. We got (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 12:32:46
        
        ^ This post has aspirations above its station and should not be here. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 12:33:33
- It's in my cellar. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 12:03:03
  - ^ Lie (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 2, 12:17:53
    - Have you ever bought a car or a boot at a car boot sale? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 2, 12:23:16
      - mbk dunt know what a car boot sale is (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 2, 12:24:14
fao berlin (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 1, 12:27:08
- Same as last time: Stingringers (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 1, 12:41:24
i just did the bbc predictor thingy (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 21:47:03
- I did it also (NCFC) - bullsch, Mar 30, 12:35:50
sheff wed (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 19:15:52
- From the FA Handbook, nothing about emergency loans (Other Football) - sixthgo, Mar 29, 20:25:18
- Indeed they did (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 29, 19:20:44
  - will only be a fine sadly (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 19:23:41
    - Not much of a deterrent, is it? Two grand! (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 29, 19:24:36
      - Leeds lost, though (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 29, 19:25:46
        
        yup (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 19:26:29
      - a disgrace (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 19:25:22
        
        wednesday could well forfeit the point actually (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 19:26:18
        
        we really are clutching at straws (Other Football) - Monty Peculiar, Mar 29, 19:29:17
  - They never could count in Yorkshire.. (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Mar 29, 19:22:03
  - Sorry, Bolder also on the bench and unused (n/m) (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 29, 19:21:41
    - So no rules broken? (n/m) (Other Football) - South_West_Canary, Mar 29, 19:23:00
      - Yes, according to the Sheff Wed rivals site, they're worried, points deduction or fine? (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Mar 29, 19:24:48
      - yeah but can't see anything more than a fine (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 19:24:04
        
        Looking into this more, I think the point will be deducted, leeds lost their game (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Mar 29, 19:33:43
        
        So in theory... (Other Football) - Brigadoon Yella, Mar 29, 19:43:50
        
        we could get hartson back (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 20:24:20
        
        hope so! (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 19:35:48
Greetings from Bahio Mahion, Dom Rep.... anyone tell me (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 29, 16:49:29
- 2-1 bristol city (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 16:52:25
- 1-1 (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 16:50:58
- 1 - 1, good game (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Mar 29, 16:50:46
  - many thanks. and b*gger (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Mar 29, 16:54:08
hucks is shit-passed it-a spent force! YOU 2 FACED CUNTS (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 29, 16:39:41
- You twat (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Mar 29, 17:01:04
- well said mate (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 29, 16:42:50
  - Give him another season I say (reduced wages though) we need all the players we can get. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 29, 16:47:34
- yep, he's had a brilliant season this year. Been on top form (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow_Monkey, Mar 29, 16:41:08
- past (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 29, 16:40:54
  - YEAH LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 29, 16:41:25
    - dippo (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 16:43:43
- div (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 16:40:44
  - 2 AWAITS.2 FACED TWAT (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 29, 16:44:38
    - you don't make sense (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 16:45:45
      - NEITHER DO YOU.SLAGGING HUCKS OFF LAST WEEK! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Mar 29, 16:46:47
        
        i've never slagged of hucks ever (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 16:48:30
super ched to bang in the winner (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 29, 16:35:23
- not saying a fucking word (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 29, 16:36:07
  - me either... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 29, 16:37:54
If you produce work in this country and then ship it to India... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 28, 17:13:28
- more taxing questions .. (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 28, 19:46:21
- No - stuff sold outside the EU is has no VAT applied. (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 28, 18:29:27
- no (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 28, 18:14:30
  - ummm duh, like shipping documents, BOL's (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 28, 18:35:16
    - yes that sort of thing (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 28, 19:09:43
      - follow ICC reg's and it's easy (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 28, 19:46:26
        
        that's just not cricket... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 28, 19:53:00
        
        No its International Chambers of Commerce (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 28, 20:13:03
- i'm not an expert (General Chat) - Dave in France, Mar 28, 18:09:58
- who you selling your cum to? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 28, 17:59:19
- Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 28, 17:22:52
I see Ched did the business again, then (Other Football) - Metabolic, Mar 26, 17:17:01
- Super Ched (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Mar 26, 17:26:06
- maybe, although half their team is probably called Evans. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 26, 17:18:00
  - Lots of my clients are Welsh, and they're all called Jones. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 17:20:40
    - My Dad was Welsh and my surname is Evans. My nickname isn't Evansy though. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 17:23:50
      - cheds cousin ? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Mar 26, 17:39:29
      - No, it's Jonesy. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Mar 26, 17:24:54
        
        Oh yeah (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Mar 26, 17:25:21
The first of a number of questions I'll be putting on here as research for something: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:33:34
- I was there (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 24, 20:46:21
  - Thanks Charles ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 23:54:10
    - no probs (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 25, 00:39:53
  - memory not to bad then! (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 24, 20:49:17
    - "too" (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 24, 20:50:19
- You're asking me to describe an event that happened 10 years ago? (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 24, 18:40:07
  - Everyone else has managed it, Tudders ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 18:45:19
    - I don't think I was there though. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 24, 18:47:30
- I did (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 24, 18:29:59
- Well, I've definitely been to Elm Park but I don't think it was that one. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 24, 17:48:38
- my mate Dan was but he is a reading fan! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 24, 17:11:04
  - Thanks Jumbo ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 17:13:21
    - Trying to think of all schoolers on here. I have a feeling clare and ginga might have gone (NCFC) - pants, Mar 24, 17:19:45
      - Yeah, it'll be interesting to see who replies. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 17:22:57
      - bosncfc ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 24, 17:21:50
- I went to this (NCFC) - pants, Mar 24, 17:04:30
  - and this (NCFC) - pants, Mar 24, 17:06:02
    - The season Reading lost the play-off final to Walsall (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 24, 17:08:01
  - Haha - I loved Darren Caskey, he was FAT. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 17:05:57
- last game at Elm Park wasn't it? (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Mar 24, 16:41:02
  - I was there too Mullet (NCFC) - nixon, Mar 24, 17:10:28
    - blimey (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Mar 24, 17:49:32
  - Wow - someone who likes Reading... (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 24, 16:46:45
    - don't think much of the town... (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Mar 24, 16:52:17
      - That area is quite nice (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 24, 16:54:14
      - I like Reading FC - when I went there I found their fans to be a decent lot. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:53:09
        
        Well... (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 24, 16:57:23
        
        agree with that (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Mar 24, 17:46:37
  - Would you mind emailing me? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:42:14
    - done (n/m) (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Mar 24, 16:46:34
      - Replied - cheers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:51:16
        
        have sent you my missive... (NCFC) - Gunnys mullet, Mar 24, 17:50:12
        
        It's great - thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 18:02:14
- ied maybe? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 24, 16:36:39
  - Nope (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 24, 16:44:35
  - Was thinking him, Brandonio, maybe Kenton, perhaps Tudders ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:38:13
    - i might have the video i used to collect the season tapes (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 24, 18:04:36
      - and then put them on youtube (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 24, 20:47:58
    - Why do you need to know this? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 24, 16:44:51
    - afraid not - I did my first ever competitive away game that season (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 24, 16:43:27
      - super peter grant (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 24, 16:56:01
        
        he stole the goal off somebody (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 24, 21:09:13
      - I went to the 5-0 at home to Huddersfield - absolutely brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:45:53
        
        Yeh I did both the 5-0's! Hadn't Mike Walker resigned before the Reading game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 24, 16:47:01
        
        Got sacked after Swindon, didn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:48:36
        
        didn't get sacked - was mutal consent I thought (NCFC) - Brandonio, Mar 24, 16:49:38
        
        The Norwich way (NCFC) - pants, Mar 24, 16:56:29
        
        My first game was 2001 before anyone asks (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 24, 16:46:24
- I could drop you a line of coke if that helps? ;~) (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Mar 24, 16:35:28
  - It would, yes. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 24, 16:36:01
Paul Jewell (not for anyone with a weak stomach) (NCFC) - Orlando, Mar 23, 12:45:55
- Can someone explain to me how it's in the public interest to run this story? (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 24, 14:41:30
- Seen the state of his wife though (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve, Mar 23, 13:44:30
- no wonder he never answered doncasters calls (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 13:28:26
- hahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 23, 13:25:22
Peter Drury-What A Twat! (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Mar 23, 10:56:17
- "And Daryl Sutch has stepped up - this man IS Norwich City!" (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 23, 11:19:07
- and if i'm correct (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 11:05:14
  - Platini said that he would sort that out tho (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Mar 23, 11:37:18
- well then, the FA are a bunch of cunts (Other Football) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 11:02:06
weather watch (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 09:32:40
- Suns been shining all morning here (General Chat) - double hipness, Mar 23, 10:45:20
  - i bet you had trousers on (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 11:06:16
    - I did (General Chat) - double hipness, Mar 23, 11:17:30
      - i bet you had a foo last night then (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 11:41:14
  - sunny and cold in Formby (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 23, 10:53:50
  - And here, it's bloody hot. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 23, 10:46:56
- Loads Of Snow In Brancaster... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Mar 23, 10:25:59
  - boring weather is good (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 10:32:43
- looks like its laying here! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 23, 10:06:15
  - its laying now (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 10:20:35
- Mr Tubby Jewell in the News of the World... ;~P (General Chat) - Winky Wanky Woo, Mar 23, 09:59:29
  - Mr Tubby Counago in Ipswich (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 23, 10:36:58
    - typical ipshit cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 23, 10:39:52
  - lol. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 23, 10:09:05
    - "No doubt he'll be feeling really annoyed with himself today". (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 23, 11:07:11
A good weekend for local football. (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 23, 09:05:18
- Closer than Suffolk's Lowestoft (Other Football) - Cannydc, Mar 23, 09:12:16
  - lovely ol lowestoft 25 miles from my house (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Mar 23, 09:31:18
  - We can claim Lowestoft (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Mar 23, 09:19:05
    - Lowestoft has always been a wannabe Norfolk Town (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 23, 09:20:13
  - closer to where? (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 23, 09:14:44
    - Lowestoft is 65.3 miles from here in NW Norfolk (Other Football) - Cannydc, Mar 23, 09:16:53
      - Leicester is 60 miles from Lynn, your point? (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 23, 09:17:48
        
        was that Leicester is as 'local' as Lowestoft (Other Football) - Cannydc, Mar 23, 12:07:18
        
        I meant that purely to use distance as the measure is not logical (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 23, 12:10:37
I have got an interview on Tuesday... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 20, 21:34:45
- Never seen a gay porno so I don't know (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 20, 22:21:28
- I've got one tomorrow (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 20, 22:03:52
  - sounds fishy to me! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 20, 22:16:45
    - Thanks (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 20, 22:19:34
- depends if you want the job or not? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 20, 21:48:32
  - tie it is then! (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 20, 21:56:10
    - theres some really good studies on interview techniques (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Mar 20, 22:08:16
link (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 19, 14:59:21
- Like the over head kick against England. n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Mar 19, 15:04:05
- maybe people thought he was earnie (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 19, 15:00:52