Dogs over cats

Dogs will carry your newspaper back from the shop (but you'll never be able to read it, and anyway, can't you manage to carry it yourself you lazy f**ker?)

Dogs pooh in the neighbours drive.
(Which is picked up by his kids giving them a nasty illness, or he just comes over and lamps you for the mess on his drive)

They are always pleased to see you.
(so is our cat, she knows the sound of my car and what time we come home. Is always waiting by the door to see us, unless either of us is early and on foot,in which case she's still upstairs and you hear her surprise)
They indicate when your balls need washing by sniffing them profously. (don't you wash them anyway?)

That said, i love dogs too, big bundles of over-excited energy, and much better at scaring people.

Posted By: megson, Oct 23, 14:22:30