Dogs will carry your newspaper back from the shop.
Dogs pooh in the neighbours drive.
They are always pleased to see you.
They indicate when your balls need washing by sniffing them profously.
We have a cat, I never see it so imo it can f**k right off, I do not see the point in it. I use to have a ladbradog & he was the dogs bollocks.
Posted By: lovely old job, Oct 23, 13:51:45
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