My dad once

used to chuck oranges into next doors garden for a laugh. Said next door neighbour thought it was the other side doing it

Dad kept doing it regardless of knowing what was happening

Benny two doors down was a psychiatric nurse, and was about ready to have neighbour sectioned under the mental health act for suggesting he throws oranges into his garden daily

Benny and neighbour initially fell out years and years ago, because Benny had a gun, and neighbour had a rabbit. Benny leaned over the fence one day and said to neighbour "you couldn't just pass me that could you, I'm having it for my tea"

I love both stories me

Posted By: pants, Aug 5, 15:26:04