hahaha, the old walking up to the toilet and talking yourself into pissing trick

"everythings fine knob, just wee..............look, I'm come in here for a reason, now piss.............oh f**k"

*leaves toilet still gagging and goes in again 5 mins later to the cubicle*

Either that or you do what I do, walk up to urinal and like that bo selecta squrrel thing which shouts "gayle off corrie, er er sonia from eastenders" to get his stiff to go down, I'll go "that bloke probably likes star trek and thinks robot wars is a religion, piss, please, phew, thanks"

Posted By: pants, Feb 7, 12:34:01