I was in a bog in O'Reilly's in Amsterdam once. I was at one urinal at one end and

some other chap was also observing etiquette and was at the urinal furthest away. Then, some bloke comes in, stands right between us, starts looking alternately at both of us and says "Alright, how's it going ? Watching the footy tonight ?". Of course I and the first bloke can't go, COS IT ISN"T RIGHT.

He then makes it worse, as he is in full flow, checking both our nobs and remarking "nothing much happening there, is there, chaps ?".

The annoying bloke finishes his piss, zips up, bids us a cheery farewell and leaves the toilet at which time of course both I and the first bloke piss no trouble at all.

And then, as I come out of the toilet, I am confronted by said t**t with a bunch of fit women, giggling.

Bastard!

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:15:06

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