I can see it now ...

Grant [on phone]: Peter?
Uncle Peter: Yes, boss
Grant: Earnies f**ked; looks like it's your big chance. How's the abscess?
Uncle Peter: Fine, cleared up in no time. Just one problem ...
Grant: Yes ...
Uncle Peter: Got an ice pick in my head last night so wont be able to make it for a while. Did my pay cheque clear?

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Jan 17, 12:19:05