It's amazing that, isn't it?

Whenever I described Peter Thorne to my football-savvy friends I'd always use the phrase "fat c**t", because he always did such an amazing impersonation of some Bill Foulke-esque lardbag who was too corpulent to even approach the ball.

Then I looked at him again and saw he was skinnier than me! Incredible how the mind plays tricks, intut?

So now I just describe him as a "lazy c**t". Works wonders!

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 17, 12:17:08

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