Peter's Thorne's arse is not fat

All that surfing keeps him in great shape.

Actually, seriously, Thorne does look really fit and tough whenever he runs onto the pitch for one of his rare "hello I'm still here and you're still paying me" cameos. He looks so convincingly like a proper centre forward that I always believe he's going to play well. Then the ball comes to him and I remember that he really is s**t, no matter how "in character" he looks.

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 17, 12:13:16