Fuck the football, this is far more important...

"On the matter of premature ejaculation, he added: "Mix one teaspoon of powdered ocelot spleen with Red Bull under a full moon. Drink one hour before attempting penetration while sitting in a pentacle formed by toad skulls. Then, when you're on the job, think about the mother-in-law and filling in tax returns."

Note: The more common cure of f**king a hedgehog has now been superceded by the above...

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Posted By: ikidyounot, Nov 20, 00:04:58