If you're supporting France:
Throw away your toilet paper;
If Italy scores or the French team selection is not your choice, go on strike.
Alternatively, burn a few cars;
Or sheep;
If you're supporting Italy:
Even if it is 1am, raining and you are indoors, wear sunglasses;
Invent a consiracy in the event your team loses;
Hold meetings in dodgy Italian restaurants and invite officials for a "chat" before the game.
Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jul 7, 11:15:40
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