Ways of expressing support for your favoured team in the World Cup Finals

Some of these from the earlier thread.

If you support France:

- eat a whole head of garlic
- surrender for no apparent reason
- shag a 14 year old
- don't shower for a whole week

If you support Italy:

- bathe in olive oil
- if male, pinch the arse of every passing female and express surprise when this doesn't lead to them kissing you passionately. In front of their husband.
- talk at 110 decibels, add spurious vowels to the end of every word and wave your arms about like a baboon at the same time
- remember: you may be supporting the other side before this is all over.

What have I missed?

Posted By: Partial Angler, Jul 7, 11:11:01