A bloke in a supermarket...

...has just finished his shopping and is at the checkout.
He passes his comestibles along: a few microwave meals for one, a four pack of lager, a copy of Loaded.

The checkout girl smiles and says 'You must be single.'.
The bloke laughs and says 'Can you tell from my shopping?'.

'Nah, you're an ugly bastard.'

Posted By: yarmyyarmy, May 6, 10:38:05