Joke of the day

I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"

Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young person"

Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.

Posted By: WOTB No1 Tipster 04, May 6, 10:25:38