'Hey Jim, I'm joining Company A in a couple of months. Want to join me?'

'Yeah, you'll need to hand your notice in now. No, sorry, I can't tell you how much you'll be paid. No, sorry, I cant really speak for the owners on how much say in running things you'll get (I haven't even agreed my KPIs yet, LOLZ!). No, I don't know if the current guy knows he's losing his job yet. No, you're right, I don't actually have any authority yet to talk to you. Hello? Hello...??'

Posted By: CWC, Nov 29, 11:05:29