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we're all about to start and I say I don't reckon Praggers will win cos he's just not that good.

Praggers then wins it on the last hole and most of the people here crowd round going "AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Then after coming out of the club house one of officials disqualifies praggers for not scoring his card properly and Jonah wins cos he's an expert at rough gaping holes

I get my own back from the taunts but everyone says I still lost in reality and should shut up going on about it

:)

Posted By: pants, May 9, 15:36:08