Just imagine. SCC shouting "c**t" every time he misses a putt.

A panda wandering round trying to look fierce, stuffing a salami down its kecks to conceal its tiny willy, and waving a banner saying "Golf is s**t".

A Yorkshireman alternately laughing out loud everything anyone says and sulking because he's been teased for saying something quite similar to something someone else said when they didn't get teased.

A stoned Dutchman rogering everything in sight.

A large group of pissed yokels chewing straws.

Jonah and Gaz and all their pseudonyms shagging the barmaid on the bar.

Tricky in his apron looking superior and clamping people's cars for parking in the spaces reserved for the committee.

PK smoking a cigar, drinking Spitfire and complaining that the club was too middle class.

IED being thrown out of the bar for being underage.

And a fat Chinaman waddling round looking for Gary Holt and Daryl Sutch.

It would be a day like Barnham Broom had never known.

Posted By: Old Git, May 9, 15:12:51