i once paid £100 for two room service curries in the dorchester hotel

this ridiculous indulgence was assuaged by the fact that when we checked in at reception a chap said welcome to the dorchester mr tombs we are delighted to have you stay with us and we have upgraded your room to the park suite. when we got shown into the suite there was a huge bunch of flowers and a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket with two glasses, the card was addressed to a saudi prince who clearly had made alternate dossing arrangements. f**king jackpot.

Posted By: Tombs, Aug 23, 12:22:46