Or :

A million housewives every day
Look at a can of beans and say
"What an amazing example of synchronisation"

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Dragging my guitar round the maternity ward
I was search of the umbilical cord
But it was all in vain
So I jumped on a train
And when I reached my home
The kids were on the patio
Looking quite upset, so I asked them what was wrong
"Dad", they said, "Beware
There's an Albert hammond bootleg in the house in there"

Posted By: Arganth, Apr 20, 21:56:32