Or:

Since you find me helpless on the A47
screaming at the passers-by that Alan Brazil
seems to be the singer in the Goombay Dance Band
and now you want to put me in the ambulance
but I don't want to go in the ambulance

I asked if you would like to go along
to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show
You said you'd love to so I murdered your family
because I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show
besides I'm going browsing round hardware shops

:)

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 20, 21:44:01