Fucking covid

If it wasn't for covid you could collect all the magpies outside yours, "take them on holiday" to Oz, surreptitiously swap them while there for nice singing Aussie magpies and bring back "your" magpies from their "nice holiday", thus improving your mornings.

As long as they could be trained to sing proper songs. None of your Waltzing Matilda s**te.

Posted By: Old Man, Apr 29, 09:47:08