I tell them to shut the eff up. They make such a loud hideous noise

Like a cackle, really loud, outside my bedroom window, every effing morning!

I'm a bird lover and a vegan but I would make an exception to those noisy little s**ts.

Magpies in Australia sing lovely warbly songs, but the ones outside my window make an obnoxious rattle.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 29, 09:44:47