dear God, when i get reincarnated please may i be an optician.

what's all that about? well, it's about a legalised extortion racket 🙌600 round pounderons for a pair of gregory pecks, f**k my old boots. for a bit of plastic and two bits of glass? 600 quid? oh, corridors of vision and anti glare and "do you use a computer" (like who the f**k doesn't?) ah i get it now, yes that seems like a right old bargain can i have two pairs please and here's my bank card and PIN take the f**king rest while you are at it.

thieving cnuts

apologies to any thieving cnuts who aren't opticians by the way no offence fellers.

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 18, 12:50:03